Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[lucypevensie]

Soak in a bath of ethylene glycol until you start to feel bendy.

No one seems to have 11x11 picture frames. Do you know where I might find one?

 

[Tom 1]

Right next to every 7/11 store there’s a tiny 11/11 store where you can buy those. It’s like that platform in the Harry Potter books, just keep walking into the wall to the left of the shops entrance and eventually you’ll gain entry.

Need a fast track back to fitness?

 

[DavidFirth]

No, I'm fine, thanks.

How to make the Braves a winning team?

 

[klutedavid]

No, I'm fine, thanks.

How to make the Braves a winning team?

Is that the Atlanta Braves?

What is a nice dessert to try tonight?

 

[lucypevensie]

Caramel coated onions

The checkout lady was in a foul mood. Should I have tried to cheer her up?

 

[DavidFirth]

No, she's a hag.

 

[DavidFirth]

Is that the Atlanta Braves?

What is a nice dessert to try tonight?

Yes, it's the Atlanta Braves.

Try chocolate swirl ice cream. And save me some.

How to hit a lot of homeruns?

 

[klutedavid]

Join the Yankees they hit the most home runs.

Still trying to find the right dessert, tried caramel onions, but I think you can do better.

 

[DavidFirth]

I already told you, chocolate swirl ice cream.

How to steal millions and get away with it like DB Cooper?

 

[klutedavid]

When you steal the millions David, give it straight to me and then run and keep running. Never tell anyone who you gave it to, when you get out of jail, I will be waiting with the millions.

Chocolate swirl ice cream is almost a health food, what can I have with it to increase the calories.

 

[LaSorcia]

Haggis.

What's a good diet for training for a marathon?

 

[gennypearl]

ice cream. french fries, burgers.

how can i stop the wind from blowing?

 

[DavidFirth]

Be like Donald and build a wall.

How to enjoy being in bed sick?

 

[klutedavid]

Easy, just imagine your not sick and you just won the lottery.

My neighbors dog barks at night, what should I do about it?

 

[DavidFirth]

Shoot it.

How to get a gold bar?

 

[klutedavid]

Make friends with people that work in the mint at Denver, shout a few drinks, e.t.c.

I wonder if using my credit card on the dark web is a good idea?

 

[DavidFirth]

It's a good idea because who can get your credit card number in the dark?

Should I stay or should I go?

 

[mark kennedy]

Yes you should leave, but leave your credit care information with me.

Should I run for office?

 

[DavidFirth]

Why, you in a hurry? Relax, enjoy life and walk.

Why should we vote for Mark Kennedy?

 

[mark kennedy]

Why, you in a hurry? Relax, enjoy life and walk.

Why should we vote for Mark Kennedy?

Because I need to play more golf.

Should I charge my expense account to DavidFirth?