Give "Bad" Advice (3)

[klutedavid]

Yes, of course, he just told me to tell you to charge it all to him.

Trump is certainly protecting US industry?

 

[mark kennedy]

Yes, of course, he just told me to tell you to charge it all to him.

Trump is certainly protecting US industry?

Yes, you should submit your resume to him to be a cabinet member, lots's of openings.

Should I invest in Trump's development projects in Russia?

 

[klutedavid]

Are you a patriot?

Setting up huge investment projects in Russia, huge returns on investments, all aboard.

 

[mark kennedy]

Are you a patriot?

Setting up huge investment projects in Russia, huge returns on investments, all aboard.

Don't worry about being so patriotic

Should I invest in fingerwidgets?

 

[klutedavid]

Finger widgets are out of date, invest in bitcoin, better still mine bitcoin yourself.

Why I big, good advice giver?

 

[DavidFirth]

You may be big but your advice ain't so good.

How to become Vice President?

 

[klutedavid]

To become vice president costs, you need my approval and that costs a lot.

Why are some people born with so much ability and drive?

 

[DavidFirth]

To make up for all the stupid and lazy people, of course.

How to make the perfect sandwich?

 

[klutedavid]

Just choose a sandwich filling then deep fry it, sprinkle chocolate and ice cream on top. Thus, you have the perfect sandwich and a very healthy sandwich, I might add. The ideal sandwich for the kids.

Why are we getting fatter and fatter?

 

[DavidFirth]

So more people can join NAAFA.

How to get paid to do nothing?

 

[Sam91]

You can't do nothing, ever. Even when dead the body is active decomposing. So to do next to nothing just set up an advertisement saying 'Please send money....'

How to debate?

 

[LaSorcia]

Yell louder than your opponent and hit below the belt. You want to win, right?

How can I get funding to start an animal shelter?

 

[Sam91]

Put a video/picture of a stray dog on facebook with a caption saying... 'I could help but need sponsored' Then send link to a crowdfunding page.

How to understand the concept of nothing existing?

 

[LaSorcia]

Achieve Nirvana.

How can I achieve Nirvana when I get bored meditating after 5 minutes?

 

[gennypearl]

listen to Nirvana.

should i listen to rock songs?

 

[klutedavid]

Yes you can, but it must only be heavy metal music, all other rock music is of the devil. Try listening to the heavy metal music played backwards, sometimes you can hear angels speaking when you do this.

I was thinking of giving 1000 dollars to some poor, down and out drug addicts, is that a good thing to do?

 

[gennypearl]

yes, drug addicts should be the most important recipients of monetary donations.

should one go to work if he/she is late?

 

[klutedavid]

Of course it depends on how late your are.

Why am I always early for work, unlike some others who I won't mention?

 

[gennypearl]

because you sleep at work.

what causes global warming?

 

[klutedavid]

Global warming is caused by the warming up of the engines, of my alien space ship.
It takes about one thousand years to reach the operating temperature, sorry about that.

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