Give "Bad" Advice (2)

[lucypevensie]

Buy yourself a pair of those oversized clown shoes. They're necessary in this day and age.

Should I get my kids a valentine's day treat?

 

[Matthew-59]

Yes! Buy them all the candy they could ever want, and more! Take them to Walmart and let 'em get anything they want. Have each one grab a cart and fill it up. You might want to consider extending this shopping spree to more than just one day. Make it a whole weeks worth of fun for them.

I have a weeks vacation... what should I do with it?

 

[MissRowy]

Spend all your money and hire a stripper or two

what should I cook for dinner?

 

[MoneyGuy]

what should I cook for dinner?

Don't cook. It's bad for the environment. Have a bowl of ice cream, with toppings of chocolate, brocolli, some carrots, onions, ketsup and whatever meat you have left over in the fridge. So tasty and good for you.

I'm looking to start a new book. I prefer non-fiction like history, bios and science related. Recommend a book for me.

 

[lucypevensie]

Fifty Shades of Gray meets all that criteria.


I want to take a nap, but don't have time for it. Now what?

 

[Matthew-59]

Go buy a dozen clocks. That way you'll have more time for your nap.

What ingredients should I have to make a good tasting smoothie?

 

[MissRowy]

sugar, chocolate, chili, coffee...how do those sound?

What should I wear today?

 

[lucypevensie]

You probably better wear your snowsuit.

I need to start looking for a new job. Advice?

 

[ImaginaryDay]

Trust God, He will provide in His own time. In the meantime take a nap or go to the park and feed the birds.

I had too much coffee, what should I do now?

 

[imoss]

put on your best sombero, navajo blanket over your shoulders... Jump on your neighbours donkey & ride through the community shouting I AM Juan Valdez! emphasis on the AM

My car is a dirty mess and its still snowing outside what should I do?

 

[lucypevensie]

Spray your car with a hose. After the water freezes you can chip away the ice, and as you do so, hopefully the ice will lift off some of the dirt and grime.

How do I tell a certain person that I have had it up to HERE with his incessant chatter and relentless incoherent babbling - in a nice way?

 

[Matthew-59]

No need to tell him anything at all... just put a muzzle over his mouth and handcuff him to something unmovable that's in the other room, where you are not. That way you won't be able to hear his whimpering.

My mixed berry smoothie is all gone. Now what should I do?

 

[MoneyGuy]

Beans, skim milk, apple cores, grass clippings and carrots make a great smoothie.

My deck needs refinishing in the spring. Ideas?

 

[lucypevensie]

Tear it down and put up an above-ground pool in its place.

Should I have Chili for dinner, and if so, what should I have with it?

 

[Matthew-59]

You should have what I call "road-kill" chili. Just go drive around until you find a dead skunk or raccoon laying on the road and take it home and slice it up into the chili. It's not only economical but also gives your chili that awesome wild taste that everyone really likes. Also sprinkle on a little burnt sawdust to give your chili more flavor, texture, and color.

Should I go to work tomorrow?

 

[MissRowy]

No way...go to the cinema and stay watching movies all day

Should I be bad and break my diet for some 2 minute noodles?

 

[lucypevensie]

Since they're only 2 minutes, go ahead. Just be sure to do an extra 2 minutes of exercise.

What should we do for spring break this year?

 

[MoneyGuy]

What should we do for spring break this year?

Start one in your community. You'll be competing with the biggies so print some leaflets and hand them out on street corners naked. That should cause a stir and get you the national news. What great advertising!

Should I hang my toilet paper with the paper hanging down the front or back of the roll?

 

[lucypevensie]

Why people debate this I'll never know. You should tear each individual square off the roll and stack them one on top of the other and set them on the counter or floor or windowsill.

 

[ImaginaryDay]

Why people debate this I'll never know. You should tear each individual square off the roll and stack them one on top of the other and set them on the counter or floor or windowsill.

I agree. What can we do to get this thread moving again since 'lucypevensie' didn't ask for any advice when she posted last?