I've seen evolution taught as man coming from rocks, the ocean, space seeds, apes, monkeys, orangutans, and chimpanzees.
That's what will happen if you read creationist web sites instead of proper science journals.
A scientist will tell you that man shares a common ancestor with all those things that are living, that we are still apes and that figuratively he was born from the ocean. The space seed one is probably from a dodgy 1950s comic and with the rocks you are back to creationist la la land.
I've been taught there's a complete skeleton from a pig's tooth,
You claim this but I think you are making it up. That happened back in the 30s and wouldn't have been in the school curriculum when you were a boy. I doubt it has ever been in a school curriculum anyway except as an example of the self correcting nature of science.
I'm not saying you're lying, just that you are mis-remembering that one.
That isn't even the Nebraska man story you get on creationist sites.
amino acids in a laboratory from gas and electricity
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That is demonstrably true, Miller Urey did this in the 50s -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller-Urey_experiment
and dinosaurs died out before man came on the scene.
As is this. I don't think I will bother posting a reference for that, not homind fossil has ever been found in rocks of Cretaceous age or earlier where we find dinosaur fossils.
Something I think the Lord brought to my attention recently, is the fact that everytime someone shows a picture of a cross-section of rocks, or fruit, or whatever --- it has to be interpreted.
Interpretation takes education and experience, I can interpret a seismic section in able to discover possible oil traps, you can't.
Interpretation is tested against the evidence.
I don't get stuff like, "See this rock? It pwns creation."
All rocks pwn biblical creation
I get stuff like, "See this rock? It's 90-million years old. Thus it pwns creation."
It does if you think the earth is 6000 years old.
Discovery magazine once pointed out that if you take a rock to the Smithsonian Institution (or anywhere), and ask them to date it; one of the first questions they ask is, "What period are you expecting?"[
And? Are you suggesting that machines that perform radio isotope dating are just empty boxes with flashing lights on the front and that every one is guessing?
Isotope dating is now an accurate dating technique for igneous rocks and metamorphic events. It has very few assumptions beyond the laws of physics not altering, and as we know from observation that he laws of physics covering radioactive decay have been the same for at least 2 billion years (
http://www.ocrwm.doe.gov/factsheets/doeymp0010.shtml see bottom of page for academic references ) that doesn't seem like a massive leap in the dark.
Your ignorance and argument from incredulity is getting wearying AV.
I know you don't want to learn anything which might unsettle that fragile construct that you label your faith, but trotting outthe same old stuff time after time is boring