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- No smokers
- No drinkers
- No druggies
- No partiers or clubbers
- No ladies with tattoos
- No ladies with piercings other than ears
- No ladies without any class or modesty

get thee to a nunnery
I almost dated a liberal and let's just say we would've bitten each other's head off if we was to marry.Ya know?Hmmm...dealbreakers, huh?
BUT only things out of the norm, huh?![]()
* NO boys from Tennessee (you wouldn't believe the strange folks I have met from there.)![]()
* NO boys who chew or dip or smoke
* NO boys who don't brush their teeth at LEAST 3 times a day
* NO boys who wear overalls and a dress shirt and tie to church and call that "dressed up"
* And NEVER, EVER a boy who carries a smaller water pistol than mine.
Call me picky, but these things are non-negotiable.
[Just kidding an old friend.]![]()
Ya know?
I never did give my list...
Whereas women from Florida are highly suspect...it ain't exactly a deal breaker by where they are living currently...
But,
Women with bigger squirtguns than me...
Someone with more sandals than I have ties...
anyone who threatens using a flyswatter...
What's up?
I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one, either.![]()
Ya know?
I never did give my list...
Whereas women from Florida are highly suspect...it ain't exactly a deal breaker by where they are living currently...
But,
Women with bigger squirtguns than me...
Someone with more sandals than I have ties...
anyone who threatens using a flyswatter...
Now now.
Whatcha fussin' about?
Being threatened with a (clean) flyswatter isn't 1/2 as bad as having to go outside and pick out your own switch to be swatted with.
And collecting shoes is a ministy for me. I "donate" to the poor employees who have to meet their commission quotas, and they send me home with a pair of adorable new shoes. How can that be a bad thing?![]()
And as for the water pistol...
Do I detect a case of pistol-envy?
Thats a good listif they dont have a job (unless they are in school full time)...or some other legitimate extenuating circumstance.
If they are pushy or rude
If they are very impatient
If have little to non existant listening skills
If they are verbally abusive
If they have major anger problems
If they are significantly shorter than me
If they are arrogant
If they are younger than me
If they are more than 12 years older than me