Daily Cheer... (5)

[davedajobauk]

Not true, but I can so-imagine 'that'
Today, I may even impede someone behind-me

 

[davedajobauk]

Yeah. I remember!!!

LOL

am not like 'that' either ¬

 

[davedajobauk]

I have had such a busy-day, as-this~

 

[davedajobauk]

post #3

 

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[davedajobauk]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=2530875970387563

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=196736491072395

 

[davedajobauk]

 

[davedajobauk]

Mama and Papa Bear are accused of child abuse.
Baby Bear is put on the stand to testify and is asked by the judge,
“Do you want to live with Papa Bear?”

“No” Baby Bear replies,
“he beats me.”

Then the judge asks,
“Do you want to live with Mama Bear?”

“No” Baby Bear replies,
“she beats me too.”

So the Judge says,
“Who do you want to live with then?”

Baby Bear replies,
“I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don’t beat anybody!”


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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=4405529696136722

 

[davedajobauk]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1970297216336826

 

[rebornfree]

That's my sort of phone! Do you push Button B to get your money back? LOL! (Apologies to those outside the UK - or under about 55 - who might not get that joke! )

 

[davedajobauk]

Are you 'a blonde' Sue ?

:law of energy conservation:
~"you cannot take-out MORE, than you have put-in"


? WHERE is it's money box and BUTTON 'A'

 

[rebornfree]

Oh, somewhere hidden under the dial!

 

[rebornfree]

ROFL at the 'wrong medication' one!

 

[davedajobauk]

ROFL at the 'wrong medication' one!

I keep my meds in a basket on top of the fridge freezer

and could not make such an error in-practice

 

[davedajobauk]

That's my sort of phone! Do you push Button B to get your money back? LOL! (Apologies to those outside the UK - or under about 55 - who might not get that joke! )

Aaaaaaaaah Sue wanted a simple mobile


Beautifully Designed 'Dumb Phone' Might Be The Cure To Our Smartphone Addiction

 

[davedajobauk]

A man wanted to become a monk
so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.

The head monk said,
“You must take a vow of silence and can only say two words every three years.”

The man agreed
and after the first 3 years, the head monk came to him and said,
“What are your two words?”

“Food cold!” the man replied.

Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said
“What are your two words?”

“Robe dirty!” the man exclaimed.

Three more years went by and the head monk came to him and said,
“What are your two words?”

“I quit!” said the man.

“Well,” the head monk replied,
“I am not surprised. You have done nothing but complain ever since you got here!”


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Time, to-Chill


A husband and wife who were in the insurance business
liked to get away from the stress of their job by renting a motor home in the country.
Unfortunately their hopes of a peaceful vacation were wrecked
by fellow campers repeatedly calling on them, asking whether they could borrow
butter or sugar or even asking for directions to the nearest bar.

Finally they got so fed up with the interruptions
that they decided to pin a notice to the door of the motor home
which would guarantee their privacy.
It read:
“Insurance agent. Ask about our life-term package.”


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In preparation for starting a new office job, a young accountant spent a week with the retiring accountant whom he was replacing. He hoped to pick up a few tips from the old master and studied his daily routine intently.

Every morning the experienced accountant began the day by opening his desk drawer, taking out a frayed envelope and removing a yellowing piece of paper. He then read it, nodded his head sagely, returned the envelope to the drawer and started his day’s work.

After the old man retired, the new boy could hardly wait to read for himself the message in the drawer, particularly since he felt somewhat inadequate about stepping into such illustrious shoes. Surely, he thought to himself, the envelope must contain the secret to accounting success, a pearl of wisdom to be treasured forever. The anticipation was so great that his hands were actually trembling as he opened the drawer and took out the mysterious envelope. And there, inside, on that aged piece of paper he read the following message:

“Debits in the column nearest the potted plant; credits in the column towards the door.”

 

[rebornfree]

Aaaaaaaaah Sue wanted a simple mobile

Absolutely - and I've got one - it cost £10, and I use it for phone calls and texts, to check the time when I'm out and occasionally as an alarm. That's it! (Of course, as a back-up, there is always my quill pen and ink, ladies pocket watch and someone thumping on the door! )

 

[rebornfree]

I think those guys inventing the 'dumb phone' are on to a good thing, Dave.

 

[rebornfree]

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[davedajobauk]

I think they are just having a laugh Sue Sis'

My old O2 phone was a text and calls (only) phone

 

[davedajobauk]

There have been many examples
of Russian Dancing Bears (?)

Here, we see, the principal predator, ruling 'it's territory'





Pssssst! poor old Ant Bear

"Tom! don't you touch that bear, you don't know
what it's been picking-up, from the floor"




So you see, this is the problem the Polar bears have

Mobile snackshop

They have been so-helpful, providing this invalid ramp
I do wonder, if there is any disabled-person in a wheelchair
that COULD 'negotiate' this very-obviously 'essential disability aid'

A very rare specimen (thank goodness)
Has only 2% fat, the rest is muscle-mass

 

[davedajobauk]

y inglis

"If you leave everything in God's hands
you will see God's hand in everything"