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:o

If you had ever suspected.....

 

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LOL I DID...
I even included the thread that remained on the needle
as I went from hole to hole

They give me a good old belly laugh

 

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Two Skaters Stand In Formation, ‘Sound Of Silence’ Plays & Sends Chills Down Audience’s Spines

 

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Good Business Opportunity

 

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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Family

LOL

This, reminds me of Mary's 'wit'
She had 'a knack' of being able to crack me up
as she played out her 'different' way of interpreting something she had heard / seen
even looks like her (a 'bit')

 

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on a slant_

 

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It 'all comes-out, in the wash'

We are NOT-ALONE

Now this, can be a 'thinking man's' or, 'woman's' dilemma

 

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A 'sister' posted-this (in good fun) last-night

 

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A German Shepherd on a golf-course....

A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing
when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.
Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship
had been purely platonic.
They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse
where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem.
Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse
a German Shepherd ran up
and threw a bucket of water on them.





hahaha

 

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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10204780378424721

 

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An army marksman passed through a small town and saw evidence of amazing shooting. On trees, walls and fences were numerous bull’s eyes with the bullet hole in the exact centre. He went to meet the remarkable marksman.

“This is the most wonderful marksmanship I have ever seen!” said the army man, “How were you able to do it?”

“Very easy” he said, “I shoot first and draw the circle afterwards!”

 

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https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10153624315535886

LOL

I have some eyes SOMEWHERE

I want some of these

 

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An old man finds a condom in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is.

“It’s a condom,” replies the grandson, sheepishly.

“What do you use it for?” asks Grandpa.

The grandson is embarrassed, so he says,
“I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain.”

Grandpa says, “That’s a great idea.”
He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a condom.

“What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist.

“Big enough to fit a Camel.”

 

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An elderly man answered his door bell. He found a friend and a huge dog standing on the porch.
“Come in”, he said heartily, “Come in.”

So, the friend entered, followed by the dog. During the next hour, the dog knocked over an expensive vase, chased the host’s cat up the stairs and crashed into a grandfather’s clock. Finally, the dog fell down in the best chair in the living room.

When the guest rose to leave, his host handed him his coat and hat in great relief. But when he started out without the dog, the host asked sarcastically, “

Aren’t you forgetting your dog?”
“Dog?” asked his friend, “I have no dog. I thought he was yours!”

 

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One day a boy asked his parents, “How do wars break out? How are they declared?”

So, the father, who was very learned in economic matters, started talking about wheat, oil and all the things that divide the world. But the mother thought the boy was too small to understand such things and she said, “Let me explain it.”

The mother began to explain and the father grew angry. A great argument developed. The boy was very frightened really. He held up his hands and cried, “Stop, Stop! Now I know how wars begin!”