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When we let Jesus into our hearts each and every day, amid all
that life's journey has in store for us, we will be more than blessed.
When we allow ourselves to dwell in the love of God, and share that love
with each other, a new eternal life awaits us.
We just have to say "yes" to His calling, and then do it.
I hope that this video is meaningful to you. God bless.
that life's journey has in store for us, we will be more than blessed.
When we allow ourselves to dwell in the love of God, and share that love
with each other, a new eternal life awaits us.
We just have to say "yes" to His calling, and then do it.
I hope that this video is meaningful to you. God bless.
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Two men went out fishing one fine day in a rented boat.
They caught an amazing 42 fish.
“Let’s come out again tomorrow but be sure to mark this great fishing spot
on the lake” said one of the men to the other.
The following day, they are on the way to pick up the boat
and the same man asks, “Did you remember to mark that great fishing spot?”
The other man replied, “Yes, I put a massive ‘X’ underneath the boat.”
“You silly fool” said the first guy,
“What happens if we are given a different boat today!?”
>
A tramp went up to an expensive looking house and knocked gently on the front door. The rich owner answered and the tramp asked if he could supply him with some food. The wealthy man said, “I didn’t become rich by giving stuff away for free but I tell you what – if you go out the back and paint my porch, in return you will receive a fine meal.”
After about twenty minutes, the tramp returns and knocks at the front door and the owner says, “Wow! Finished already. That was quick. Take a seat and my cook will bring you the food.”
“Thanks” said the tramp, “But you should know one thing – that’s a BMW you have out back, not a porch!”
>
A man sits in a bar just staring at his drink for about twenty minutes. A big guy comes up to him, takes his drink and drinks it down in one. The man starts to cry. The big guy tells him not to cry as he was only messing about and offers to replace his drink.
“That’s not the problem” said the man, “What a day I have had. Started off, the alarm didn’t go off, so I was late for work and got sacked. Going back to my car, it wasn’t there – someone had nicked it. When I got home, I realized that I must have dropped my wallet on the bus – all my money – gone. I then go upstairs to find a note from my wife on the bed saying that she’s left me. And, just when I think about killing myself, you come along and drink my cyanide!”
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They caught an amazing 42 fish.
“Let’s come out again tomorrow but be sure to mark this great fishing spot
on the lake” said one of the men to the other.
The following day, they are on the way to pick up the boat
and the same man asks, “Did you remember to mark that great fishing spot?”
The other man replied, “Yes, I put a massive ‘X’ underneath the boat.”
“You silly fool” said the first guy,
“What happens if we are given a different boat today!?”
>
A tramp went up to an expensive looking house and knocked gently on the front door. The rich owner answered and the tramp asked if he could supply him with some food. The wealthy man said, “I didn’t become rich by giving stuff away for free but I tell you what – if you go out the back and paint my porch, in return you will receive a fine meal.”
After about twenty minutes, the tramp returns and knocks at the front door and the owner says, “Wow! Finished already. That was quick. Take a seat and my cook will bring you the food.”
“Thanks” said the tramp, “But you should know one thing – that’s a BMW you have out back, not a porch!”
>
A man sits in a bar just staring at his drink for about twenty minutes. A big guy comes up to him, takes his drink and drinks it down in one. The man starts to cry. The big guy tells him not to cry as he was only messing about and offers to replace his drink.
“That’s not the problem” said the man, “What a day I have had. Started off, the alarm didn’t go off, so I was late for work and got sacked. Going back to my car, it wasn’t there – someone had nicked it. When I got home, I realized that I must have dropped my wallet on the bus – all my money – gone. I then go upstairs to find a note from my wife on the bed saying that she’s left me. And, just when I think about killing myself, you come along and drink my cyanide!”
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While on vacation, my brother looked after my cat for me. When I returned the following week, I telephoned him to arrange to collect the cat. My brother seemed upset.
“I don’t know how to tell you but the cat died on Thursday” he said.
I was mortified and shouted at him, “You could have found a better way to tell me that the cat was dead. You should have told me that she fell off the roof and although the vet did his best, the injuries were too great.”
“I guess you’re right” agreed my brother, “it was a bit insensitive of me.”
“That’s okay” I replied.
“How is mother by the way?” I enquired.
My brother retorted, “She fell off the roof!”
<>
At our local wildlife park, there was one kangaroo who repeatedly managed to leave the enclosure. Therefore, the zookeepers erected a 15 foot fence. The following morning, they found the kangaroo wandering around the zoo – it had escaped again.
This kept occurring until the fence was 80 feet high. In the adjoining enclosure was a tiger who asked the kangaroo, “What height do you say they will stop at?”
“About 150 feet” said the kangaroo, “or until they remember to lock up at night!”
<>
A mouse and a cat arrive at the gates of heaven at exactly the same time. St. Peter asks the mouse, “Do you like heaven?”
“Its Okay” replied the mouse, “But could I have some roller blades?”
“No problem” said St. Peter and handed the mouse his roller blades. The following day, St. Peter asked the cat, “Do you like heaven?”
“I love it” replied the cat, “You even have meals on wheels here!”
“I don’t know how to tell you but the cat died on Thursday” he said.
I was mortified and shouted at him, “You could have found a better way to tell me that the cat was dead. You should have told me that she fell off the roof and although the vet did his best, the injuries were too great.”
“I guess you’re right” agreed my brother, “it was a bit insensitive of me.”
“That’s okay” I replied.
“How is mother by the way?” I enquired.
My brother retorted, “She fell off the roof!”
<>
At our local wildlife park, there was one kangaroo who repeatedly managed to leave the enclosure. Therefore, the zookeepers erected a 15 foot fence. The following morning, they found the kangaroo wandering around the zoo – it had escaped again.
This kept occurring until the fence was 80 feet high. In the adjoining enclosure was a tiger who asked the kangaroo, “What height do you say they will stop at?”
“About 150 feet” said the kangaroo, “or until they remember to lock up at night!”
<>
A mouse and a cat arrive at the gates of heaven at exactly the same time. St. Peter asks the mouse, “Do you like heaven?”
“Its Okay” replied the mouse, “But could I have some roller blades?”
“No problem” said St. Peter and handed the mouse his roller blades. The following day, St. Peter asked the cat, “Do you like heaven?”
“I love it” replied the cat, “You even have meals on wheels here!”
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