Crevo café (9)

[Lilandra]

I will say I met my wife over the Internet.

Are you still in character? I can't tell.

 

[Grengor]

Nowadays statements like US's aren't necessarily fake.

 

[Jan87676]

I think Grengor has a crush on consideringlily.

 

[Willtor]

I think Jan87676 has a crush on Grengor. Oh, wait. You're not a girl?

 

[Grengor]

Well jan has not only started entire threads dedicated to me, but has located and posted pictures of me in the middle of a thread. A crush...maybe, but more like "stalker".

 

[MissVegas]

Poor US.... I am sure that deep down in her soul she still loves you...

 

[USincognito]

No WAY! You know a man with such sartorial taste drives an El Camino. Get real!

The Ford Ranchero is demonstrably superior to the El Camino by every objective metric.

 

[ravenscape]

I want to hear more about the mail order bride!

 

[ravenscape]

The Ford Ranchero is demonstrably superior to the El Camino by every objective metric.

What do objective metrics have to do with anything?

 

[USincognito]

I want to hear more about the mail order bride!

Let's just say I had a sudden desire to be married Wednesday night and I found a woman on-line willing to be my wife.

 

[Hydra009]

Well jan has not only started entire threads dedicated to me, but has located and posted pictures of me in the middle of a thread. A crush...maybe, but more like "stalker".

Whoa, creppy! Seems like everyone has gotten a mail-order bride/male stalker except me.

 

[Grengor]

Whoa, creppy! Seems like everyone has gotten a mail-order bride/male stalker except me.

*and* I got asked out to the movies by a girl I've never met for tonight over AIM.

************: i'm sorry about that, i have call alert and it was a friend of mine calling to see what time i'm going to the pirates premire tonight
************: if you would like to join me and my friends, uh, probably just one friend, i'm not sure yet... anyways, we're going to be at regal in line from five till the movie... which is at midnight...lol, we want to be first in. ya, i'm the only girl there with cat ears
************: now you probably think i'm a freak, uh... hahahaha. *sigh* i'm such a goof
************: lol
************: your probably sitting there watching me talk to myself saying, "what a fruit loop" (did i just say fruit loop as an insult?) ya, i'm strange, but cool... hi?

 

[ravenscape]

Whoa, creppy! Seems like everyone has gotten a mail-order bride/male stalker except me.

I can be your mail-order stalker if you want. As long as I don't actually have to -- like -- stalk you or anything.

 

[Hydra009]

hehe, no thanks.

Crazy what peoples do with the internets these days. In my day, it was just spamming and nudity.

 

[MissVegas]

lol hydra. So US .... with internet marriages, she isn't entitled to community assets is she?

 

[USincognito]

*and* I got asked out to the movies by a girl I've never met for tonight over AIM.

She sounds like a keeper.

..lol, we want to be first in. ya, i'm the only girl there with cat ears

Ooop, unless she's a furry.

 

[USincognito]

lol hydra. So US .... with internet marriages, she isn't entitled to community assets is she?

Only virtual ones. I get to keep my apartment and she gets to keep her hut in Ia Trang province.

 

[MissVegas]

ok US *giggle*

 

[USincognito]

I hired CaDan as my virtual lawyer. He cost me 50 blessings an hour, but was well worth it.

 

[MissVegas]

ok so now that you are free are we going to have a bachelor auction? We can do a virtual auction starting at 2 blessings. lol The winner gets to be your mail order stalker... who doesn't really have to stalk you.