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Stranger in a Strange Land
- Oct 17, 2011
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Comrades! Presidential Trump heard all about immunity.
Trump: Look at all those sick cows out there. Get that big bunch of sick cows.
Fauci: Not bunch – herd.
Trump: Huh?
Fauci: Cow herd.
Trump: I beg your pardon?
Fauci: Cow herd.
Trump: Cow heard what?
Fauci: Not herd what – cow herd.
Trump: Cow heard what?! I said look at that big bunch of cows out there!
Fauci: Stop shouting. You're upsetting the cows.
Trump: So what?
Fauci: The herd'll mutiny.
Trump: Herd immunity?
Fauci: No, they're all sick. I'm worried about your herd mortality.
Trump: What've you heard about my mentality? I'm fine. Person, woman, man, camera, TV.
Fauci: No, not you, I mean the herd of cows.
Trump: Certainly I heard of cows, you dope. Any fool knows a cow when he sees it. That’s a good bunch of cows I said.
Fauci: Cow herd.
Trump: You're fired!
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