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[davedajobauk]

Jim, re your problem

are you PC clued-up ?

If you have no-prob finding your way around
the following will WHEN FOLLOWED EXACTLY
lift the road-speed-limiter from your PC


GOTO start
then my computer
then localdisk c:
open it and click on show contents of this folder
then documents and settings
then click on your folder (It is named as yours)

on the top bar click on tools
then folder-options
then again on the top bar click view
then select Show hidden files and folders and click APPLY
click on OK

YOU CAN NOW see a folder called LOCAL SETTINGS
the contents of this folder are updated daily
AND everytime you make 'changes'


Open this folder to see contents
and you will find a TEMP folder OPEN IT
On the top bar
click on edit and then select-all
click on FILE (on top bar)
click on Delete

NEXT
on the top bar click the up-arrow carefully 'TWICE'
click on tools
then folder-options
then select view
then click on Hide hidden files and folders click APPLY
click OK

on the top bar click the up arrow
in the left pane under system tools
click Do not show hidden files and folders
next click the up-arrow twice

You may after some-T I M E
continue much faster
that is, after your PC dumps
this incredibly LARGE waste basket

No worries !! it will accumulate more!
BUT it will have to start from scratch
using your present setup

The prob is... that unless you clean out
these ARCHIVES
of simply: TEMPORARY helper-files
your pc will scan thru all of them
before getting on with PRESENT TASKS

the SAME ACTION is taken
with the Prefetch Folder
found in C: Windows folder

ALWAYS leave the folder intact
JUST delete the CONTENT

Doing a Disk Cleanup found, in
Start / all programs / accessories / system tools /

followed by a Disk Defragmentation also, found in
Start / all programs / accessories / system tools /

you should then
have yourself a Rolls of a PC

LOL its just what I have learned

dave

 

[Jim1927]

Thanks David. I do the clean up thingy weekly. I am told it has more to do with my telephone connection and the virus protection program, but my computer does work better on two other forums.

Cheers, and again, thank you,

Jim

 

[Jim1927]

Far too many so-called guests in this forum. I checked other forums and no where near the number of so-called guests.......I am somewhat suspicious of their ambitions in here..........

Cheers,

Jim

 

[Springrain]

I guess that means you are now a superstar with high ratings...

You have charisma Jim!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ariel]

Aw, Jim, I don't mind the visitors, especially the young ones who want to ask us Goldies for advice.

I ask you for advice, don't I? And you've given me such good advice. Thank you so much!

I am grateful to you, Jim, and I don't mind if the young 'uns want to ask us for some counsel...

As Spring says, you've got charisma, Jim!

 

[Jim1927]

Thanks,,I am not talking about the named people,,any age,,entering the forum and talking,,,,,,,,,I am talking about the nameless "guests" who are outnumbering the named members in the room...........2 members and 11 guests.....What is going on? That is my question. No other forum shows so many guests..

Cheers,

Jim

 

[Springrain]

On the subject of guests Jim, here is another possibility....maybe there is a rumor going around that there are secret celebrities hiding out here. Like maybe Ariel is really Lindsy Lohan and Dave is really ???????????? oh take a guess !

 

[Springrain]

Jim, didnt you know that everybody on CF comes here to read about your Big Toe.

 

[Jim1927]

There once was a toe, below,
That bore such pain and sadness.
It grew in fame and status
And attracted a mob with gratis.

Cheers,

Jim

 

[davedajobauk]

LOL I was once famous you know ?
Back, in the days 'pre-divorce'
under another 'handle'

Back, before Satan showed his face
and corrupted My FIRST and THEN only forum pages

Back when I was known as Goliathuk_1
and then later following SIGN-IN Problems on-site
I used, DaveGoliath

Really!!


But pleased be WARNED
if you should click on the forum list you will be taken
to the NEW FORUMS
of which I am not a part
To see (FIND) more of my posts there
you would have-to
ENTER THE OLD FORUMS
which are there (in part)
Via, the red stripe which-is above
the new forums, now in BLUE

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Bet you didn't know that (?)
(what-happened?)
After denouncing the behaviour of some members, including the one I believed was SITE OWNER
for disgraceful and obscene comments
to other members
The site barred me for a period as punishment

Upon my return,
I produced evidence to support my contention :
that I had in such a way been SILENCED...
(by maybe MORE-THAN the site itself

I was then BARRED PERMANENTLY

The complaints then, from ALL other-members
forced the site to relent and they submitted
to the calls for my return
BUT I DECLINED TO RETURN

FAME also has it's down-side...
EVIL, WROTE ON OTHER PAGES


dave

 

[Springrain]

Jim,

Overnight, your post "My Toe" was read 30 times. That was just barely 12 hours. If we could keep track of the hits on all the other stuff archived here, I am sure it would prove that GE is as famous.

 

[Ariel]

Yes, Jim, your celebrity is attracting thousands! Millions! Mind if we bask in some of this glory and say we know you?


btw, I deny categorically being Lindsay Lohan

 

[gratefulgrace]

Even if I was Lindsay Lohan I would categorically deny it.

 

[Ariel]

That's right, there you go, I absolutely cannot be her!


Psst, Jim, I left a poem for you on your toe thread. It's even in the Burma Shave style you suggested!

Hey everyone, please join me there to offer Jim our sympathetic: "Awwwwww!"

 

[gratefulgrace]

Awwwww

 

[nanajojothatsme]

That's right, there you go, I absolutely cannot be her!


Psst, Jim, I left a poem for you on your toe thread. It's even in the Burma Shave style you suggested!

Hey everyone, please join me there to offer Jim our sympathetic: "Awwwwww!"

awww
hi Jim

 

[davedajobauk]

Hi All !!
I was looking back on mailbox
at some of the postman's past loads
and I found this little tickler



Subject: Fwd: Fw: Just a tap


JUST A TAP

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question
and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb,
and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.


For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
and then the still shaking driver said,
"I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."


_________________________________________



dave

 

[mommysue]

Hi All !!
I was looking back on mailbox
at some of the postman's past loads
and I found this little tickler



Subject: Fwd: Fw: Just a tap


JUST A TAP

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question
and tapped him on the shoulder.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,
nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb,
and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.


For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,
and then the still shaking driver said,
"I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize
a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault.
Today is my first day driving a cab.
I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."


_________________________________________



dave

Thank you for my lol chuckle this am. Priceless!!!

 

[Jim1927]

That was cute. Thank you. I shall pass that one on to my mortician friend. I am sure he will get a chuckle too.

By the way, doesn't this show how easy it is to pass along a smile?

Cheers,

Jim

 

[mommysue]

That was cute. Thank you. I shall pass that one on to my mortician friend. I am sure he will get a chuckle too.

By the way, doesn't this show how easy it is to pass along a smile?

Cheers,

Jim

Jim, that is so true! Thanks for the reminder!