CF Flirting Thread

[shineyourlight]

Actually, I once heard that Rocky Road has supernatural healing abilities.

I need proof, or what you said is a lie.

Should I Snopes that fact?

 

[shineyourlight]

This one is ... pretty good, actually. .... Totally using that line on my crush Erin, to lightheartedly segue into "confession time" with her as I am intending to about a month from now, where I finally fess up to liking her. I'm sure she will just adore it.

(Yeah, probably not. She already gave me that bemused "yeah, nice try, kid" smile once in the past when I thought of a flirtatious line in the moment to say in response to her. )

Please do, and let me know stat.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

Me: I feel like I've already read all about you.
Girl: Oh! Really? Where do you think you've read about me?
Me: In the Bible. Proverbs 31 describes you in great detail.
Girl: / gets panicked look in her eyes and furtively scans the room to see if any of her friends are close by /

 

[Rigatoni]

I need proof, or what you said is a lie.

Should I Snopes that fact?

BAM. Here's the proof you seek.
Rocky Road Ice Cream Proven To Have Supernatural Healing Abilities


(prepare to get rick-rolled. )

 

[mojoboy31]

Oh we're talking about Ice Cream? Cookie Dough is heavenly. But... The best?.... Vanilla ice cream in an old fashioned root beer float is tough to beat-- but not impossible-- before I became an optician, in the dark nights of Graveyard shifts af Walmart-- I created the best ice cream float ever devised by man........ Strawberry ice cream, vanilla ice cream, and orange fanta... The combo of the three flavors is mindboggling and addictive.

Also, I remember now the best pickup line of all time. One that would probably work on most the women here if not all...

 

[ReesePiece23]

Also, I remember now the best pickup line of all time. One that would probably work on most the women here if not all...

And that's just ONE line out of the thousands you'll learn when you follow Mojo's online dating course through DM for the MASSIVELY low low price of only $29.99 a month - that's right! ONLY $29.99 a month! Compared to regular price of $69.99

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That's what it did for them - what can Mojo's online dating course do for you?

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[shineyourlight]

BAM. Here's the proof you seek.
Rocky Road Ice Cream Proven To Have Supernatural Healing Abilities


(prepare to get rick-rolled. )

Since I have been officially rick-rolled, here ya go....

Also, you lost the game.

If you appreciate both of these things, you and I will get along quite well.

 

[shineyourlight]

Oh we're talking about Ice Cream? Cookie Dough is heavenly. But... The best?.... Vanilla ice cream in an old fashioned root beer float is tough to beat-- but not impossible-- before I became an optician, in the dark nights of Graveyard shifts af Walmart-- I created the best ice cream float ever devised by man........ Strawberry ice cream, vanilla ice cream, and orange fanta... The combo of the three flavors is mindboggling and addictive.

Also, I remember now the best pickup line of all time. One that would probably work on most the women here if not all...

Listen, mojoboy. I have beef with you.

I have officially been craving a root beer float since reading this comment.

I will pay for delivery. Prime delivery.

 

[Rigatoni]

Since I have been officially rick-rolled, here ya go....

Also, you lost the game.

If you appreciate both of these things, you and I will get along quite well.

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I remember that game.

....it was painful.

 

[mojoboy31]

And that's just ONE line out of the thousands you'll learn when you follow Mojo's online dating course through DM for the MASSIVELY low low price of only $29.99 a month - that's right! ONLY $29.99 a month! Compared to regular price of $69.99

Also, for the first twenty members, you'll receive the exclusive Mojo trilby, party trick set and coffee grinder for NO additional charge. But only if you act NOW - hurry, the DM folders are filling up fast!

Sent Your DM'S NOW!!

"Mojo has changed my life - so much so that I had to actually hire security to protect me from the screaming girls" - George 27, Connecticut.

"I was able to make my crush of twenty years finally fall in love with me - the thrill of rejecting her for a younger model was the greatest moment of my life - thanks Mojo!" - Keith 41, New Jersey

"I'm like Henry VII - I'm on my seventh wife in six months" - Gary, 34 - California

That's what it did for them - what can Mojo's online dating course do for you?

Sent Your DM'S NOW!!

*Non refundable - minimum term of 48 months

He's right, folks! ACT NOW!!! If you join in the next 20 minutes, we'll even throw in the T-shirt!

I have officially been craving a root beer float since reading this comment.

I will pay for delivery. Prime delivery.

Alright, delivery on its way...

 

[shineyourlight]

He's right, folks! ACT NOW!!! If you join in the next 20 minutes, we'll even throw in the T-shirt!

Alright, delivery on its way...

Alright, I'll be on the front porch waiting.

 

[ReesePiece23]

He's right, folks! ACT NOW!!! If you join in the next 20 minutes, we'll even throw in the T-shirt!

But that's NOT ALL...

DM RIGHT NOW to receive everything, from the T-shirt, the trilby, party set and coffee grinder AND a 1:1 consultation with Mojo himself, for the SHOCKINGLY low price of $19.99 per month!!!

DM NOW!!!

 

[shineyourlight]

But that's NOT ALL...

DM RIGHT NOW to receive everything, from the T-shirt, the trilby, party set and coffee grinder AND a 1:1 consultation with Mojo himself, for the SHOCKINGLY low price of $19.99 per month!!!

DM NOW!!!

I'll pay $19.98....final offer.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Since I have been officially rick-rolled, here ya go....

Also, you lost the game.

If you appreciate both of these things, you and I will get along quite well.

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You're a mean, mean lady.

I like you.

 

[shineyourlight]

You're a mean, mean lady.

I like you.

Pish posh. I'm the nicest woman you'll ever meet.

Also, to all the gentlemen. This is for you

On a scale of 1 to 10, let me know how well I did.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Hi Fellas





Ok

 

[SarahsKnight]

Pish posh. I'm the nicest woman you'll ever meet.

Also, to all the gentlemen. This is for you

On a scale of 1 to 10, let me know how well I did.

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As long as you are self-aware when saying it, I give it a 7.

 

[mojoboy31]

I'll pay $19.98....final offer.

Hi Fellas





Ok

 

[shineyourlight]

As long as you are self-aware when saying it, I give it a 7.

Not bad, not bad at all.

I'll try to aim for a perfect 10.

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That is fantastic.

Let me just go ahead and set up my monthly payments now.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

I was going to say something about filling out an application to be my next sweetheart but I don't think that's real... flirty. All a guy might see is work