CF Flirting Thread

[ReesePiece23]

Wow, that's escalated fast.

That's how we do it in the UK and Europe. No messing about.

Now I HAVE to say UK and Europe. Thanks Brexit.

 

[Rigatoni]

That's how we do it in the UK and Europe. No messing about.

Now I HAVE to say UK and Europe. Thanks Brexit.

I like it...going in guns blazing. Europeans are awesome.

Relationship one day, world domination the next.

 

[VMaeLove]

I like it...going in guns blazing. Europeans are awesome.

Relationship one day, world domination the next.

It is about efficiency.
Make it home in time for Tea and Cake.

 

[JesseRaymondBassett]

Wazzzzuuuuuuup?

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

It is about efficiency.
Make it home in time for Tea and Cake.

Haven't you Germans learned yet? There hasn't been a war that y'all have won.

 

[ReesePiece23]

I like it...going in guns blazing. Europeans are awesome.

Relationship one day, world domination the next.

We actually did all of that within, what? Five posts? And we threw in a comedy event and theatrical extravaganza for extras.

Value - that's what I bring. I'm not good for much else, but you'll get a lot for your money.

ReesePiece23 - providing for YOU the people, since 2013. (Well, 2014 by the time I got going.)

 

[LadyOfMystery]

We actually did all of that within, what? Five posts? And we threw in a comedy event and theatrical extravaganza for extras.

Value - that's what I bring. I'm not good for much else, but you'll get a lot for your money.

ReesePiece23 - providing for YOU the people, since 2013. (Well, 2014 by the time I got going.)

I mean I was highly entertained. When is the next viewing of the show??

 

[ReesePiece23]

I mean I was highly entertained. When is the next viewing of the show??

If I think of it - (as in, if I ACTUALLY sign in) I'll play a new character tomorrow.

Or I'll just continue being the wet blanket. Who knows? We'll see how abstract I'm feeling. (I'm one of those arty types, y'know. It's all about EXPRESSION mannnn.)

 

[LadyOfMystery]

If I think of it - (as in, if I ACTUALLY sign in) I'll play a new character tomorrow.

Or I'll just continue being the wet blanket. Who knows? We'll see how abstract I'm feeling. (I'm one of those arty types, y'know. It's all about EXPRESSION mannnn.)

This is the most I've ever seen of your personality and to be quite honest I'm digging it.

 

[ReesePiece23]

This is the most I've ever seen of your personality and to be quite honest I'm digging it.

It was difficult to outshine the likes of Toro when they were on song and killing it. I'll still never hold a candle to those types.

I'm just ReesePiece y'know. (Seriously, I am an avant-garde artist/writer - I was mocking myself in the last post.)

 

[LadyOfMystery]

It was difficult to outshine the likes of Toro when they were on song and killing it. I'll still never hold a candle to those types.

I'm just ReesePiece y'know. (Seriously, I am an avant-garde artist/writer - I was mocking myself in the last post.)

You're unique! There is no one like Toro and there's no one like you, you're awesome and interesting in your own way.

 

[mojoboy31]

Hey now, if we're giving out trophies, I'd like everyone to remember my pickup lines were the best, especially, "if the coronavirus doesn't take you out, can I?"

 

[ReesePiece23]

"I know it's an annoying question" I say, whilst peeling the label off my beer bottle "but what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a nurse" she says: "though I'm mainly a phlebotomist, I'm still in uni."

"Oh nice" I sit up straight to adjust, then peer at her though a lowered - and somewhat amorous gaze: "yeah my mother is a nurse. Honestly, it's just such an admirable job; and one that's most certainly not about the money, you have my respect there."

"Aww thank you" she says, as she twizzles her ear ring between her thumb and forefinger: "I do love it though, so it's not all bad."

"I bet you have your favourite patients don't you?" I reply: "I know my mother does."

"Oh yes" she answers, whilst looking at me with a serene smile: "those patients make it all so worth it."

*Pleasant silence: taking a mental note of body language cues. Playing with hair? Tick! Torso facing me? Tick! Mirroring my gestures? Tick! Okay, let's go in.

"So, are you up for something to eat? I know a nice little place by the river where the food is great and the ambience is marvellous."

"Yeah, sounds great!" She leaps up out of her chair wearing the most buoyant smile: "we're new here you see, we'd love the chance to check out some restaurants and do a bit of exploring."

"Eh?" I screw my face and scratch my head: "is there a mouse in your pocket? Who's we?"

"My wife, oh here she comes now..." The woman reaches out to embrace another woman - a woman with a crew cut, waistcoat and a cuban cigar hanging out of her mouth: "Owite mate!" She says with an affirming thumbs up.

"Tonya, this is Pete - he's going to take us out for dinner"

"Sound as a pound" says Tonya: "I'm so hungry I could eat my own earwax, let's get it on."


A dramatisation of an ALMOST true story. Moral of the story, NEVER assume anything - not ever lol.

*Edit. Okay, I'll fess up. I've asked out two women in my time who had wives.

Roast me, I deserve it.

Also, my name is not Pete. (Or Reese)

 

[JustSomeBloke]

My flirting technique mostly consists of hanging around attracting admiring glances.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

"I know it's an annoying question" I say, whilst peeling the label off my beer bottle "but what do you do for a living?"

"I'm a nurse" she says: "though I'm mainly a phlebotomist, I'm still in uni."

"Oh nice" I sit up straight to adjust, then peer at her though a lowered - and somewhat amorous gaze: "yeah my mother is a nurse. Honestly, it's just such an admirable job; and one that's most certainly not about the money, you have my respect there."

"Aww thank you" she says, as she twizzles her ear ring between her thumb and forefinger: "I do love it though, so it's not all bad."

"I bet you have your favourite patients don't you?" I reply: "I know my mother does."

"Oh yes" she answers, whilst looking at me with a serene smile: "those patients make it all so worth it."

*Pleasant silence: taking a mental note of body language cues. Playing with hair? Tick! Torso facing me? Tick! Mirroring my gestures? Tick! Okay, let's go in.

"So, are you up for something to eat? I know a nice little place by the river where the food is great and the ambience is marvellous."

"Yeah, sounds great!" She leaps up out of her chair wearing the most buoyant smile: "we're new here you see, we'd love the chance to check out some restaurants and do a bit of exploring."

"Eh?" I screw my face and scratch my head: "is there a mouse in your pocket? Who's we?"

"My wife, oh here she comes now..." The woman reaches out to embrace another woman - a woman with a crew cut, waistcoat and a cuban cigar hanging out of her mouth: "Owite mate!" She says with an affirming thumbs up.

"Tonya, this is Pete - he's going to take us out for dinner"

"Sound as a pound" says Tonya: "I'm so hungry I could eat my own earwax, let's get it on."


A dramatisation of an ALMOST true story. Moral of the story, NEVER assume anything - not ever lol.

*Edit. Okay, I'll fess up. I've asked out two women in my time who had wives.

Roast me, I deserve it.

Also, my name is not Pete. (Or Reese)

I'm so glad I didn't miss the morning showing.
Also I'm a bit disappoint that your name isn't Reese. It blows my mind. You sort of look like a Pete...or maybe a Paul though. Anywho. Good story

My flirting technique mostly consists of hanging around attracting admiring glances.

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Haha Well if you're as cute as that I can see why!

 

[ReesePiece23]

It was something to do whilst on the loo this morning.

Ben is my actual name, for those who didn't know.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

It was something to do whilst on the loo this morning.

Ben is my actual name, for those who didn't know.

I enjoy that I'm getting to know you after all these years but I didn't need to know that....

Hi Ben. I was way off on my guess of name, lol.

 

[ReesePiece23]

I enjoy that I'm getting to know you after all these years but I didn't need to know that....

Hi Ben. I was way off on my guess of name, lol.

Don't expect to be 'wowed' I'm honestly nothing special. Just a normal bloke with fast fingers and a vivid imagination.

 

[Rigatoni]

Don't expect to be 'wowed' I'm honestly nothing special. Just a normal bloke with fast fingers and a vivid imagination.

I'm special though. When God made me he broke the mold...

And then He smashed it into tiny pieces and said: "Wow....I'm never doing that again."

. . .

 

[ReesePiece23]

I'm special though. When God made me he broke the mold...

And then He smashed it into tiny pieces and said: "Wow....I'm never doing that again."

. . .

That would have taken SOME doing, I mean, I've literally smashed one of those cheap plastic moulds, but to smash MOLD into tiny pieces would be quite the achievement, given that it is already made from pieces more microscopic than the naked eye can see.

What were you saying about being special?