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I need proof, or what you said is a lie.
Actually, I once heard that Rocky Road has supernatural healing abilities.
Please do, and let me know stat.This one is ... pretty good, actually. .... Totally using that line on my crush Erin, to lightheartedly segue into "confession time" with her as I am intending to about a month from now, where I finally fess up to liking her. I'm sure she will just adore it.
(Yeah, probably not. She already gave me that bemused "yeah, nice try, kid" smile once in the past when I thought of a flirtatious line in the moment to say in response to her.)
BAM. Here's the proof you seek.I need proof, or what you said is a lie.
Should I Snopes that fact?
Also, I remember now the best pickup line of all time. One that would probably work on most the women here if not all...
Since I have been officially rick-rolled, here ya go....BAM. Here's the proof you seek.
Rocky Road Ice Cream Proven To Have Supernatural Healing Abilities
(prepare to get rick-rolled.)
Listen, mojoboy. I have beef with you.Oh we're talking about Ice Cream? Cookie Dough is heavenly. But... The best?.... Vanilla ice cream in an old fashioned root beer float is tough to beat-- but not impossible-- before I became an optician, in the dark nights of Graveyard shifts af Walmart-- I created the best ice cream float ever devised by man........ Strawberry ice cream, vanilla ice cream, and orange fanta... The combo of the three flavors is mindboggling and addictive.
Also, I remember now the best pickup line of all time. One that would probably work on most the women here if not all...
I remember that game.Since I have been officially rick-rolled, here ya go....
Also, you lost the game.
If you appreciate both of these things, you and I will get along quite well.
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Alright, delivery on its way...I have officially been craving a root beer float since reading this comment.
I will pay for delivery. Prime delivery.
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Alright, delivery on its way...
He's right, folks! ACT NOW!!! If you join in the next 20 minutes, we'll even throw in the T-shirt!
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Since I have been officially rick-rolled, here ya go....
Also, you lost the game.
If you appreciate both of these things, you and I will get along quite well.
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Pish posh. I'm the nicest woman you'll ever meet.You're a mean, mean lady.
I like you.
Pish posh. I'm the nicest woman you'll ever meet.
Also, to all the gentlemen. This is for you
On a scale of 1 to 10, let me know how well I did.
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Not bad, not bad at all.As long as you are self-aware when saying it, I give it a 7.
That is fantastic.
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