CF Flirting Thread

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

I could tell by the sweetness of your heart that your hands must have a whole lot of love inside them, here let me see your hand for a moment *takes hand* now let's go for a little walk and you can prove how much love is in your hands to me

If only that would actually happen to me

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Wow, is that the boogie man over there!? You'd better hold me tight so I can protect you now

 

[Edwards1984]

Wow, is that the boogie man over there!?

No, it's me.

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Well, I guess she'd better hold on even tighter then

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Feel safe sweety?

 

[Andrew12]

*walks by and gives LoS a can of Pepper Spray "just in case"*

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Sure.... Wanna know why???

Cuz my carebear keeps me safe

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Touche madam, touche!

But will he protect you from *tickles you*

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Don't make me use pepper spray sir! I am highly ticklish and I am not liable for flailing arms and legs

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Ouh la la, fiesty! Rawr I guess I'm a little concerned about pepper spray, I mean that stuff sure d-

(tickles you anyway)

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

AHHH!!!!! *giggles and runs away* You're mean.... just plain mean

 

[Edwards1984]

I have a belly button.

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Mean!? Hahaha, ohhhhh, but I'm just started sweety Wait, wait *stops tickling you* do you hear that? What is that? No way.. I think that's your heart beating a little faster, and now a little slower...

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

For serious?! I have a nose!!!

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

Mean!? Hahaha, ohhhhh, but I'm just started sweety Wait, wait *stops tickling you* do you hear that? What is that? No way.. I think that's your heart beating a little faster, and now a little slower...

Whaaaa??? :o

 

[Nom De Guerre]

We'd better check mine too I guess huh? Here, I'll lay here a moment and you rest your head over my heart to see if it's still working

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]

*lays head over heart* WAITTT....you're dead?! You have no heartbeat

 

[Nom De Guerre]

Oh my, no heartbeat huh? Hmm, I guess you'll just have to resuscitate me.. this may require mouth to mouth; but I warn you, you might like it too much ... lol, okay, okay.. I think this is going a little far

But yes, that, ladies and gentlemen, is how it's done.

"higher is the flirtmaster" Pft, not on my watch

 

[Lover_Of_Shoes]