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Not if their parents told you that they eloped with their fiance with all your chocolate.
"My Mom said I can't date you anymore"
I'm a trooper.Not if their parents told you that they eloped with their fiance with all your chocolate.
What lockdown?Honey, I'd fly over and take you up on that offer ...
... except that we have this lockdown thing going on, and are banned from leaving the country.
I feel like I shouldn't have laughed as hard as I did with the last break-up line, haha."My Mom said I can't date you anymore"
"I now pronounce you dumped and single"
"Want to know a joke? Our relationship"
I gave it to my new girlfriendI'm a trooper.
I can get through it.
I'll just steal all your chocolate and we'd be good.
Probably should start canoeing if you wanna make it here, then.
*whispers* Bring the chocolate......
You know what they don't say..... better never than late.Tragic.
I was too late.
Oh, is that what they say?You know what they don't say..... better never than late.
You flatter me so.I love this thread
People need to lighten up once in a while.I'm happy to see this thread get as many responses as it has. In my tenor of having the username 'Face' and making threads similar to this, the two were met with disdain and rejection. Apparently people have a hard time laughing at their own letdowns and negative experiences.
Some folks just don't like turning lemons into lemonaide and drinking it. :shrugs:
If you eat the chocolate, then don't bother coming.Oh, sure. I'll start right away. Shouldn't take more than a couple of years.
Obviously, I'll need to eat the chocolate to stop from starving, though.
If you eat the chocolate, then don't bother coming.
Unless you have something else to compensate for it. *shrugs*
Well, in that case, ...
Waiting.
*jeopardy music plays in the background*
See, I have this condition....foot in the mouth condition.You said "don't bother coming." So I cancelled the canoe rental. Sorry.
I've decided to take a 6-month job in Antarctica.
I used one similar to someone... I was not dating her, just friends and she became interested. But I knew I wasn't the one for her and there's someone more suitable for her. I cannot say its an effective line though lolThere is someone better for you out there.
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