Break Up Lines

[shineyourlight]

After this thread, I may be the most hated individual on CF.

But, I'm sure you'll be fine and get over it rather quickly.

As much as I love corny pick-up lines, the most funniest are the break-up lines.

Breakups suck as it is, so why not make it a LITTLE bit of fun?

Show me the best ones you've heard of.

LET'S GOOOOOO.

"If I'm the Bible, you're the book of Thomas....not included."

 

[shineyourlight]

It's not you, really. It's just I decided to kiss dating goodbye. Last night. Right after our date.

 

[shineyourlight]

@elytron, you're the first one to like it. That only means you have to gimme your best shot.

I promise I won't cry and write this in my diary tonight. Pinky promise.

 

[Radagast]

I've decided to take a 6-month job in Antarctica.

 

[pantingdeer]

It’s not me, it’s you.

 

[Radagast]

I'm going undercover with the FBI for the next ten years. No, my phone number will be a secret.

 

[elytron]

@elytron, you're the first one to like it. That only means you have to gimme your best shot.

I promise I won't cry and write this in my diary tonight. Pinky promise.

Haha. I can't think of a good one.

Maybe- "You smell like toothpaste, so I don't want another date."

Took me some time to come up with that

 

[Tra Phull]

When I woke up, you was already gone
I slipped and fell in the water you left on

 

[shineyourlight]

The Lord told me to go on a missionary trip. Far, far, far away from you.

 

[Radagast]

The Lord told me to go on a missionary trip. Far, far, far away from you.

It's in a remote location, so there's no phone or Internet.

 

[elytron]

It's in a remote location, so there's no phone or Internet.

Not even snail mail."

 

[Sam91]

I'm an introvert and don't like sharing my me time

 

[Megan Nicole]

It’s not me, it’s you.

I actually used this one to break up with my last boyfriend

 

[splish- splash]

I need space. My ex is pregnant.

 

[Sophrosyne]

My children are allergic to you.

 

[Sophrosyne]

Your last name begins with the wrong letter.

 

[splish- splash]

You deserve better

 

[splish- splash]

The longer we stay together, the more we'll keep taking each other for granted.

 

[Sophrosyne]

There is someone better for you out there.

 

[shineyourlight]

It's in a remote location, so there's no phone or Internet.

No smoke signals or pigeon service, either.