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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...















Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
 

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What is sad is my wife told me last night that a potential respit care person that we are going to look after (their son anyway) is fostering a puppy that is only eight weeks old but it has already been flushed down a toilet and locked up in a freezer.

If we didn't already have a monster Golden Retriever this dog would be ours...
 
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Uncle Bud said:
What is sad is my wife told me last night that a potential respit care person that we are going to look after (their son anyway) is fostering a puppy that is only eight weeks old but it has already been flushed down a toilet and locked up in a freezer.

If we didn't already have a monster Golden Retriever this dog would be ours...

Uncle Bud when the dog saw your picture it would have a heart attack. haaaaaaaaa
 
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