Bad Advice

[One day at a time]

Buy him speakers that can make it play louder so it booms all over the house!


My hands are always so cold that I can hardly type....what should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Keep a jar of ice handy so that you can dip your hands into it every so often. When you pull your hands out, they will feel warm against the warmer air. Typing should be easy then.

I am afraid of heights. What should I do about it?

 

[One day at a time]

Take a ride up to the top of the empire state building and look down....that ought to make you feel better!


I'm feeling a little bit dizzy...now what?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Get a broom stick, hold its top and place your forehead on top of your hand with your face looking towards the floor. Turn around the broom stick several times before letting go and trying to get yourself a drink of water.

I'm walking along the pavement and notice that the pavement is covered in ice. What should I do?

 

[Easter-ner]

Go for a run!!

I would like to earn some money. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Go rob a bank! You'll have plenty of money then!

My ears itch really bad,(this is true btw) what should I do?

 

[hope4today]

Can I play?

Chop them off...they won't itch then

I have visitors coming tomorrow night for 2 days, my house is a mess and I have to work all day tomorrow. What should I do? (Also true btw)

 

[Easter-ner]

Hi!

Get your guests to do the cleaning!!

I've got a stomach ache. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Take some syrup of epicac. You'll feel better in no time.

I have insomnia. What should I do to get some sleep?

 

[hope4today]

Take some syrup of epicac. You'll feel better in no time.

I have insomnia. What should I do to get some sleep?

Get a big heavy frypan and dong yourself on the head. That should do the trick.

There's no food in the house and I don't want to go shopping tomorrow. How do I get the kids to stop asking for food?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Feed them the family pet.

My husband gets horrible migraines, what should he do about them?

 

[thriftyEvie]

make him stand in front of your stereo speakers and then crank them babies all the way up, that should help him

my car motor hums,what should i do?

 

[Easter-ner]

Hum along with it!

My windshield wiper does not clean the window. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Just drive with dirty windows. If you can't see where you are going, the ride will be more interesting.

How should I handle conflicts at work?

 

[Easter-ner]

yell a lot at everyone.

i am shy. how can I overcome my shyness?

 

[thriftyEvie]

ask your boss for a date

i hate the alarm going off in the morning, what should i do?

 

[jsimms615]

don't ever turn on your alarm. That will help and you'll avoid those early mornings!


My cats sometimes scratch the furniture. What should I do about that?

 

[thriftyEvie]

cut his nails completely off

my dog eats curtains, what should i do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Let him eat all of the curtains. In fact look for old curtains that people have thrown away, to feed to him. You will save a lot of money on pet food.

My cat likes to loudly meow into the phone when I am talking on it. How should I handle this?

 

[Easter-ner]

Get the cat it's own line.

What should I do when I wake up in the night and I'm hungry?