Bad Advice

[sirender]

almost anything I tell you would be bad advice.

This thread is annoying me, what do I do?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Keep playing it until you go completely potty.

An impatient car driver is tailgating me in the snow. What should I do?

 

[sirender]

Slam on the brakes and do a chinese fire drill.

I am going completely potty with this thread - what am I to do?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

I am going completely potty with this thread - what am I to do?

ROFLOL! Okay, you've totally floored me with this one! Can't think of any bad advice for that one..

I'm coming down with a cold and it's raining outside, what should I do?

 

[sirender]

go out and find some worms that have risen from the wet ground - step on one and then eat it like it was your last meal.

I have no problems and need no advice - what should I do?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Swallow enough lemon flavoured sour bon bons until you get enough of a sugar rush to end up looking like this!

My cat is about to drink out of my cup of tea. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Watch him drink, then say, "Nice kitty."

I am out of coffee. This is tragic. What can I do?

 

[Arbo126]

Grab the rest of the tea before the cat can finish it.

Wifey's due home in half an hour and I'm supposed to make dinner. The oven dies halfway through baking lasagna. What do I do?

 

[sirender]

cook as if nothing is wrong and say it was the latest fad.

sometimes I look in the mirror and see that guy pictured above - what should I do about that?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Awww! But since this is the "Bad Advice" thread...

Resolve to have two servings of the very dubious looking, half cooked, chicken balti instead of one.

A very angry looking pitt bull has just entered my garden as I am about to let the cats out. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

The the cats out and watch an entertaining lovefest between the animals.

I'm home sick with the flu. What should I do?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Put on your best summer clothes and run outside with no shoes on.

I'm sick of watching cartoons all day whilst dh loves it. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Turn up the t.v. and cheer as the cartoons come on.

I've been depressed. How can I cheer up?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Sit and watch a weepy DVD over and over again.

I've just finished witnessing a song thrush singing a beautiful birdsong on my garden fence. What should I do?

 

[Romanseight2005]

Put a large bird feeder near your fence.

My cat likes to claw at my shoulder, I am all scratched up. How should i handle this?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Give the cat some tuna and say, "Well done".

My cat's breath smells so bad, it's currently making me nauseous. What should I do?

 

[painterly789]

Don't brush your teeth for a week, make your cat smell your breath and give him a dose of his own medicine...hah!

The clutter in my living room never seems to cease...I tidy up and clutter reappears. What should I do?

 

[rainy]

avoid the living room.

My car keeps running what shall I do?

 

[Deleteriousnonsense]

Chase after it.

My wife is visiting far away. I've eaten everything in the house except a can of sardines. What shall I do?

 

[Lotuspetal_uk]

Eat the can of sardines so that your wife has nothing to eat.

I can't stop watching my daughter's kid's shows. What should I do?