Baby Nightmare

[Amélie Unbound]

Just to give you all a glimpse into my twisted psyche...

Last night, I had a dream that my husband and I decided to adopt a baby. The process went very smoothly, and soon we got a phone call saying the baby was at the adoption agency and we could come pick him up. When we got there, we were ushered into a room and shown our new baby. But he wasn't really a baby. He was:

Dr. House!

There were many other people around, and they were all acting like everything was good and normal, and they were making cooing noises at him and talking about what a cute baby he was, and they were encouraging me to pick him up and hold him, but I knew there was no way I could hold him, because I'm only 5'2" and not very strong, and he's a very big man! So I went up to him and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this. I can't be your mother."

And he said, "Okay, well, would you like to date me instead?"

I was then somehow instantly transported back to my home, where I saw that people had broken in and were stealing all of my favourite books.

 

[Rembrandtfan]

(gasp)


I told a guy at my work that I couldn't adopt him. I hope he doesn't break in my house and steal my favorite books.

 

[lovesdolphins]

hahahaha - that story cracked up my whole family

 

[snoochface]

ROFL! I'd be more scared at the prospect of someone stealing my books than taking home Dr. House

 

[127.0.0.1]

Dude, that's awesome!

Well...maybe not the part about the books but...the first part was pretty cool.

 

[fuzzymel]

Lol I would love to adopt Hugh Laurie.

 

[Rebekka]

Lol I would love to adopt Hugh Laurie.

I had a bit of a crush on him about 10 years ago I think.

Your dream made me laugh out loud, Amélie! Sorry! I dream about babies sometimes, too.

 

[cherryblossom03]

Ok, that made me laugh SO hard. I totally needed that.

 

[HeyHomie]

You people are weird.

Must be all that estrogen.

 

[cherryblossom03]

You know your Hugh Laurie dream reminded me of a weird one I had. I once dreamed I was dating Johnny Depp, which is not a bad thing, but he was Captain Jack Sparrow. I think we had gone to one of the Pirates movies recently and I remember telling my husband and he thought I was weird.

 

[Epoh99]

That dream was hysterical...although you should have titled it "book nightmare." I was laughing at your dream about the baby and thought, this is a funny dream, not a nightmare. That is until it got to the part about the books being stolen and then I gasped and realized you definitely had a nightmare!

 

[RedheadedPrincess]

I have had some baby nightmares, where I got pregnant, but that was funny. I would definitely agree the worst part was the stolen books. Thank you for the laugh!!

 

[invisiblebabe]

That dream is hilarious! It's kind of frightening, but hilarious nonetheless

I love watching House. It's one of my favorite shows! He's a very amusing character, but I wouldn't want him as my kid