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I had a friend from Japan with me. We went in to get ice cream and were using a coupon for a free ice cream sundae. I think it was a Wednesday afternoon. They chose what flavor they wanted and asked the employee for a double scoop in a cone, and I reminded them that the coupon was for a sundae. My friend's face fell and he said, "we can't get one today?!"
 
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I had a friend from Japan with me. We went in to get ice cream and were using a coupon for a free ice cream sundae. I think it was a Wednesday afternoon. They chose what flavor they wanted and asked the employee for a double scoop in a cone, and I reminded them that the coupon was for a sundae. My friend's face fell and he said, "we can't get one today?!"

I was afraid that was what they'd think!

My mother-in-law went up to the snack bar in a discount store and asked for a frappe (she pronounced it frap). The girl behind the counter said, "We don't have those. May I ask what it is?"

My MIL seemed surprised and said, "Milk and ice cream."

Guess what! They didn't have that either.
 
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A friend of mine was explaining some things to a patient of hers. We were both dialysis techs. And she had just recently married. It was to do about antibiotics for when there was an illness. The patient wanted to know if there was a certain antibiotic that worked better. And my friend said--"No, that depends upon the [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] involved!" I nearly fell over and the look on the woman's face was priceless----she meant to say "organism"--My friend wasn't even aware if what she had said. I discretely took her aside and let her know. She turned 20 shades of red. I've never let her forget it.

Oh, that's not funny!!!
 
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Haha on frappe!

I tried the McDonald's mocha frappe a few times. I noticed that when I would ask for a "mocha frap" they would say, "Oh, you mean a mocha frap-pay?" Likewise, when I asked for a "mocha frap-pay" they would say "Oh, a mocha frap?"

Me being me, that meant I had to do a little research, LOL.

If what I read is accurate, a "frap" is a drink with coffee, milk, etc. A "frap-pay" is a drink made with fruit. So Mc'D's should be calling the caramel and mocha ones "fraps" and the strawberry/banana and (papaya?) or whatever ones "frap-pays".

I never correct anyone, but I do find it amusing that they nearly always correct me, no matter how I order. ;)
 
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Haha on frappe!

I tried the McDonald's mocha frappe a few times. I noticed that when I would ask for a "mocha frap" they would say, "Oh, you mean a mocha frap-pay?" Likewise, when I asked for a "mocha frap-pay" they would say "Oh, a mocha frap?"

Me being me, that meant I had to do a little research, LOL.

If what I read is accurate, a "frap" is a drink with coffee, milk, etc. A "frap-pay" is a drink made with fruit. So Mc'D's should be calling the caramel and mocha ones "fraps" and the strawberry/banana and (papaya?) or whatever ones "frap-pays".

I never correct anyone, but I do find it amusing that they nearly always correct me, no matter how I order. ;)

FUNNY!

I don't correct anyone besides my grandchildren, but someone told me I mispronounced carillon. I was 99% sure I didn't so I looked it up when I went home.
No wonder I had been misspelling it!

The pronunciation "kuh-RIL-yun" does prevail in some parts of the English-speaking world, most notably Australia, and may have originated from an old French or Spanish pronunciation. However, it is not accepted by aficionados of the carillon in North America (as represented by The Guild of Carillonneurs in North America) nor in Great Britain (as represented by the British Carillon Society). The correct pronunciation of the word "carillon" in these areas is approximately "KEH-rih-lon". :doh:
 
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EYE HALVE A SPELLING CHECKER

I halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon a mist ache is maid
It nose bee four two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker told me sew.
 
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FUNNY!

I don't correct anyone besides my grandchildren, but someone told me I mispronounced carillon. I was 99% sure I didn't so I looked it up when I went home.
No wonder I had been misspelling it!

The pronunciation "kuh-RIL-yun" does prevail in some parts of the English-speaking world, most notably Australia, and may have originated from an old French or Spanish pronunciation. However, it is not accepted by aficionados of the carillon in North America (as represented by The Guild of Carillonneurs in North America) nor in Great Britain (as represented by the British Carillon Society). The correct pronunciation of the word "carillon" in these areas is approximately "KEH-rih-lon". :doh:
Carillon - that's a word I had forgotten. My iPad apparently doesn't believe it's an actual word either.

KEH-rih-lon is what I remember too.
 
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If something in America is new it is pronounced noo as opposed to the correct pronunciation n-you. What has always puzzled me is what Americans sit on in church?

As a fellow Antipodean, I get it Moleowner, but I suspect it will go right over the heads of the 'Muricans. :rolleyes:
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If something in America is new it is pronounced noo as opposed to the correct pronunciation n-you. What has always puzzled me is what Americans sit on in church?

There are variant pronunciations of almost everything, and dialects within the country. Less so now than before we became a more mobile and gadgetized society, but still apparent.

I usually say "n-you". And "p-you". (Ignoring the unsavory reference to if this-then that.)

Comedians have built acts upon spelling and lack of consistency in pronunciation. However our language, perhaps more than that of any other place on the planet, is influenced by a broad range of cultures. I grew up largely in Louisiana, where French spelling was interspersed with traditional English (and a good bit of German and some Latin influence as well) so I learned to pronounce local names that most others in the country would butcher. Let's just say it was easy to tell the "natives" locally. ;)
 
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If something in America is new it is pronounced noo as opposed to the correct pronunciation n-you. What has always puzzled me is what Americans sit on in church?

I see your point!
 
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There are variant pronunciations of almost everything, and dialects within the country. Less so now than before we became a more mobile and gadgetized society, but still apparent.

I usually say "n-you". And "p-you". (Ignoring the unsavory reference to if this-then that.)

Comedians have built acts upon spelling and lack of consistency in pronunciation. However our language, perhaps more than that of any other place on the planet, is influenced by a broad range of cultures. I grew up largely in Louisiana, where French spelling was interspersed with traditional English (and a good bit of German and some Latin influence as well) so I learned to pronounce local names that most others in the country would butcher. Let's just say it was easy to tell the "natives" locally. ;)
I say noo, cuz n-you is very difficult for me to say. ^_^
 
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Let's just say it was easy to tell the "natives" locally. ;)

Very true. My brother spent several years in Germany. When we went to New Ulm, MN, he kept calling it Neue Ulm! I corrected him several times, but it did no good. What confuses me are the towns with native American names and of you're not from the area, you might put the accent on the wrong syllable.

The way I say Joshua isn't "Joshu-ay" as they say it in Texas. I met a lady from Kansas who always said "Ree-becca."
 
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Very true. My brother spent several years in Germany. When we went to New Ulm, MN, he kept calling it Neue Ulm! I corrected him several times, but it did no good. What confuses me are the towns with native American names and of you're not from the area, you might put the accent on the wrong syllable.

The way I say Joshua isn't "Joshu-ay" as they say it in Texas. I met a lady from Kansas who always said "Ree-becca."

Ree-becca I've heard at times, though Ruh-becca was more common.

I've never heard Joshua pronounced anything other than Josh-you-ah in Texas, but I've lived mostly in east and central Texas, slightly west.

LOL on the Native American names - I had forgotten that and we had lots of those in the area. Though they tend to be spelled phoenetically.

My favorites were the local cities Bossier (which should be pronounced Bo-zhure - there isn't even a good way to spell it in this format - that still doesn't capture the sound) and Natchitoches (Nack-ah-tish) which is a French spelling of a Native name. But people would come along saying "bossier" (as in more bossy) and "Natch-i-toe-chiss" often. We had lots of them though - tons of business names, etc.

Maybe that's part of what taught me more careful pronunciation. I come from a very rural family, two generations up on one side (my mother's - though they have all tended to educate themselves and had at times less of a rural accent), while my siblings on my father's side would possibly be difficult for people from very far away to understand. At the same time, those that were immersed in a particular culture, whether rural southern, French Cajun, Germanic, etc. were possibly difficult for outsiders to understand.

It has taught me to hear and understand accents and dialects of many people. But there are some very rural dialects from England that I have difficulty understanding, from all of those around the world that I've heard.
 
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I say noo, cuz n-you is very difficult for me to say. ^_^
Somehow it comes to mind an episode of "Reba" when Reba and Barbara Jean were preparing to enter a school pageant, and Barbara Jean was practicing elocution. She very distinctly repeated "N-you, n-you" over and over.

Then again my daughter makes fun of the way I usually pronounce "ruin" though I use the correct pronunciation (roo-in). I threaten to revert to the southern rural pronunciation, which at its thickest is more like "rrnt" - more of a grunt without even a discernable vowel sound, sometimes extended to two syllables. :D
 
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I had a friend from Japan with me. We went in to get ice cream and were using a coupon for a free ice cream sundae. I think it was a Wednesday afternoon. They chose what flavor they wanted and asked the employee for a double scoop in a cone, and I reminded them that the coupon was for a sundae. My friend's face fell and he said, "we can't get one today?!"
Sundae/Sunday: I'm sure Japanese has similar pronunciation pitfalls! :)
 
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Sundae/Sunday: I'm sure Japanese has similar pronunciation pitfalls! :)

There were, but I've forgotten them (I was practicing my Japanese too).

What I do remember was being told how to pronounce something, and I copied it. Exactly I thought. No, say it like this. I copied again. I couldn't hear any difference. I tried about 5 times, being told I was wrong each time. Finally (and I don't think I pronounced it any way differently) I was told, "yes! Like that!" LOL I never heard a difference.

But the very sounds we hear are affected by the language we are exposed to. Japanese people sometimes have trouble distinguishing between the L and R sounds. ("railroad" gave my friend fits)
 
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There were, but I've forgotten them (I was practicing my Japanese too).

What I do remember was being told how to pronounce something, and I copied it. Exactly I thought. No, say it like this. I copied again. I couldn't hear any difference. I tried about 5 times, being told I was wrong each time. Finally (and I don't think I pronounced it any way differently) I was told, "yes! Like that!" LOL I never heard a difference.

But the very sounds we hear are affected by the language we are exposed to. Japanese people sometimes have trouble distinguishing between the L and R sounds. ("railroad" gave my friend fits)
An oriental airline stewardess said: "I can manage English consonants but still have some trouble with my bowels."

(But her English was better than my Japanese, no doubt...)
 
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