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As inspired by the NonStampCollector... I ask the questions, they are multiple choice, and you guys give the answer.


Question #1 -
When the women went to the sepulchre, they found, in the tomb:
A) Two standing angels
B) One sitting angel

Question #2 -
Jesus said that if he, or any prophet "bared witness to himself" as the messiah, it would mean that:
A) They'd be lying
B) They'd be telling the truth

Question #3 -
According to Jesus, God is ______ Jesus.
A) the same as
B) greater than

Question #4 -
Mankind can only be saved:
A) through faith, not of works
B) through works, and not faith alone

Question #5 -
Does God make both evil and good?
A) Good only
B) Good and evil

Question #6 -
How old was Ahaziah when he began his reign?
A) 22 years old
B) 42 years old

Question #7 -
What does God think about burnt offerings?
A) They are sweet, and he likes them.
B) They are unacceptable and not sweet at all.

Question #8 -
Is long hair okay?
A) Never cut your hair
B) Cut your hair and keep it nice

Question #9 -
Eat pork?
A) Pork is unclean, along with any other "cloven" animal... also bunnies.
B) It's all okay to eat.

Question #10 -
How many kids did Abraham have?
A) Just Isaac
B) Two sons
C) Seven children

Remember all answers will be according to the bible. Let's see who wins!
 

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Question #1 -
When the women went to the sepulchre, they found, in the tomb:
A) Two standing angels

Question #2 -
Jesus said that if he, or any prophet "bared witness to himself" as the messiah, it would mean that:
A) They'd be lying

Question #3 -
According to Jesus, God is ______ Jesus.
A) the same as

Question #4 -
Mankind can only be saved:
A) through faith, not of works

Question #5 -
Does God make both evil and good?
B) Good and evil

Question #6 -
How old was Ahaziah when he began his reign?
A) 22 years old

Question #7 -
What does God think about burnt offerings?
A) They are sweet, and he likes them.

Question #8 -
Is long hair okay?
A) Never cut your hair

Question #9 -
Eat pork?
A) Pork is unclean, along with any other "cloven" animal... also bunnies.

Question #10 -
How many kids did Abraham have?
A) Just Isaac


Getting the feeling that all of the choices are correct.
 
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Seems like a lot of these, if not all of them, are trick questions and have potential parallel passages saying both options, though some of them are pretty common knowledge even with just basic Sunday School classes of sorts. The Jesus ones seem especially obscure. Like if he said he and other prophets would be lying if they said they were the messiah. Or ESPECIALLY if he said God was greater than himself or equal to himself
 
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I want more people to answer so I have more than one score to tally up.
A few additions (not thorough, but enough to think about):

3. Jesus said that "I and the Father are One," but also submitted to the will of the Father, and prayed to Him. Son of Man, Son of God.

7. Mixed, according to context. (offerings) Exodus 29, Isaiah 1:11, Isaiah 40:16, Jeremiah 6:20

8. Mixed, according to context (hair) Leviticus 14:8 (post-leprosy shave), Numbers 6:9, Numbers 5:18, Numbers 6 Nazirite vows, Ezekiel 44:20 not shaving, Acts 18:18 shaving for a vow, 2 Samuel 14:26, Jeremiah 7:29 mourning, Micah 1:16, 1 Corinthians 11 men/women

9... Add the Acts vision incident, which I consider more about the Gentiles than food.


10 Ishmael, Isaac, generations of nations
 
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Does anyone else get the impression that this thread, like so many others, will end with lengthy explanations of the fact that Jesus replaced the old covenant with the new?

Nope. The OP gets his jollies by ignoring anything reasonable like that.
 
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Question #1 -
When the women went to the sepulchre, they found, in the tomb:
C)It varies by each gospel: one man in white, one angel of God, two men in white or two angels

Question #2 -
Jesus said that if he, or any prophet "bared witness to himself" as the messiah, it would mean that:
C)Again, ambivalent, because in John, he says that if he witnessed himself as the messiah, he would be lying, but he said that John the Baptist's witness of him was true

Question #3 -
According to Jesus, God is ______ Jesus.
C)Once again, contextual, as one person has noted. Even in John, it seems ambivalent, in the same chapter, where he notes about people bearing witness about him as the messiah, he notes his messenger relation to God, who sent him.

Question #4 -
Mankind can only be saved:
C)This is what divides Orthodox/Catholic and Protestant basically. The idea of the works themselves having any significant used for salvation is basically not common to Protestantism, except from what I've read of Wesleyanism, where the works you do are something of a manifestation of your being saved by the Holy Spirit and all. But we have Orthodox and Catholics advocating something that also has sense to it with sacraments, that is, actions that reflect a change within, which actually seems similar to Wesley's theology from what I've read, that is, the works themselves are indications, not absolute requirements, they just result naturally.

Question #5 -
Does God make both evil and good?
C)This is ambivalent too, because the verse that is commonly translated to say God makes both good and evil is more accurately translated as God makes both peace and calamity, which are distinct in some sense from good and evil.

Question #6 -
How old was Ahaziah when he began his reign?
C)Ambivalence, because of the same issues that result from quite a few historical events in Kings and Chronicles, so one could say it doesn't matter especially because he only ruled a year.

Question #7 -
What does God think about burnt offerings?
C)There doesn't seem to be any verses I could find through a quick search that say God doesn't like burnt offerings. But Christians would clarify at least two things I imagine. One, that God doesn't require the burnt offerings of animals, but at best they would say God requires the burnt offering of our "souls" in a sense to change to faith in jesus and all.

Question #8 -
Is long hair okay?
C) This is especially ambivalent since the only significant person I can think of that was male and had long hair was also a nazirite, a devotee/ascetic who was not permitted to cut their hair, drink wine and a few other prohibitions, one of which he apparently broke. But supposedly with Paul's example, there's an ironic parallel that he's asking them not necessarily to circumsise themselves physically, but then he's asking them to cut their hair for some reason of distinction of sexes.

Question #9 -
Eat pork?
C) This is ambivalent according to the bible, because on the one hand there is the taboo against it in the O.T. and then there's Jesus saying that it's not what goes into you that corrupts you, but what comes out of you, so honestly, it seems to lean moreso towards B, but the bible as a whole seems ambivalent.

Question #10 -
How many kids did Abraham have?
D) According to a Wiki search, he had actually 8, one by Hagar, one by Sarah and 6 by his second wife, if we don't count Hagar as one. This all depends on how you count Ishmael though, so it's complicated.
 
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Question #1 -
When the women went to the sepulchre, they found, in the tomb:
C)It varies by each gospel: one man in white, one angel of God, two men in white or two angels

This could be different aspects, all true, or it could be simple human perception which is proven inconsistent under stress.

Question #2 -
Jesus said that if he, or any prophet "bared witness to himself" as the messiah, it would mean that:
C)Again, ambivalent, because in John, he says that if he witnessed himself as the messiah, he would be lying, but he said that John the Baptist's witness of him was true

This one's too easy to let slide. JTB's witness of Messiah is not ambivalent! Notice Jesus never proclaimed Himself to be Messiah. We've seen a lot of Muslim's make the mistake of saying this means He never claimed to be God.

Question #4 -
Mankind can only be saved:
C)This is what divides Orthodox/Catholic and Protestant basically. The idea of the works themselves having any significant used for salvation is basically not common to Protestantism, except from what I've read of Wesleyanism, where the works you do are something of a manifestation of your being saved by the Holy Spirit and all. But we have Orthodox and Catholics advocating something that also has sense to it with sacraments, that is, actions that reflect a change within, which actually seems similar to Wesley's theology from what I've read, that is, the works themselves are indications, not absolute requirements, they just result naturally.

:confused: You just said this is what divides three divisions within Christianity, and explained that by saying they're all the same ^_^

Question #5 -
Does God make both evil and good?
C)This is ambivalent too, because the verse that is commonly translated to say God makes both good and evil is more accurately translated as God makes both peace and calamity, which are distinct in some sense from good and evil.

Most excellent! So "good" becomes a matter of perspective ... the same calamity that can further G-d's purpose won't be seen as "good" to the victim, especially not in the short term. Yet even this is shown to be merciful in some instances.

Question #7 -
What does God think about burnt offerings?
C)There doesn't seem to be any verses I could find through a quick search that say God doesn't like burnt offerings. But Christians would clarify at least two things I imagine. One, that God doesn't require the burnt offerings of animals, but at best they would say God requires the burnt offering of our "souls" in a sense to change to faith in jesus and all.

This is where internet search functions lack. If you don't know what you're looking for, you can't find it.



1 Samuel 15:22 Hath the LORD [as great] delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Behold, to obey [is] better than sacrifice, [and] to hearken than the fat of rams."

That's the oldest one I can place. About the same time:

"Hear, O my people, and I will speak; O Israel, and I will testify against thee: I [am] God, [even] thy God. Psalm 50:8 I will not reprove thee for thy sacrifices or thy burnt offerings, [to have been] continually before me. I will take no bullock out of thy house, [nor] he goats out of thy folds. For every beast of the forest [is] mine, [and] the cattle upon a thousand hills. I know all the fowls of the mountains: and the wild beasts of the field [are] mine. If I were hungry, I would not tell thee: for the world [is] mine, and the fulness thereof. Will I eat the flesh of bulls, or drink the blood of goats?"

It gets clearer as Israel's sins accumulate:

"Except the LORD of hosts had left unto us a very small remnant, we should have been as Sodom, [and] we should have been like unto Gomorrah.
Isaiah 1:10 Hear the word of the LORD, ye rulers of Sodom; give ear unto the law of our God, ye people of Gomorrah. To what purpose [is] the multitude of your sacrifices unto me? saith the LORD: I am full of the burnt offerings of rams, and the fat of fed beasts; and I delight not in the blood of bullocks, or of lambs, or of he goats. When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts? Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; [it is] iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear [them]. And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"

(Continuing on in that passage is even more to the point!)

Hosea 6:6 For I desired mercy, and not sacrifice; and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings."

So we really don't see the dichotomy or contradiction claimed in the OP. Either way, what THN refers to as "the burnt offering of our souls to have in Faith in Jesus" is only half right. The desired effect cannot possibly occur until we've already come to Faith! Jesus is our sacrifice; we are to become consecrated.

Question #8 -
Is long hair okay?
C) This is especially ambivalent since the only significant person I can think of that was male and had long hair was also a nazirite, a devotee/ascetic who was not permitted to cut their hair, drink wine and a few other prohibitions, one of which he apparently broke. But supposedly with Paul's example, there's an ironic parallel that he's asking them not necessarily to circumsise themselves physically, but then he's asking them to cut their hair for some reason of distinction of sexes.

This is an honest attempt, and not bad! Ya missed it, but I won't chide you for it. If irony = foreshadowing and fulfillment, then it's ironic. For us today, this process can be humorous.

Question #9 -
Eat pork?
C) This is ambivalent according to the bible, because on the one hand there is the taboo against it in the O.T. and then there's Jesus saying that it's not what goes into you that corrupts you, but what comes out of you, so honestly, it seems to lean moreso towards B, but the bible as a whole seems ambivalent.

Your conclusion is certainly the way Churches have practiced, but this glosses over Scripture. Jesus wasn't referring to non-food items that were declared unfit for human consumption, like pigs.

Question #10 -
How many kids did Abraham have?
D) According to a Wiki search, he had actually 8, one by Hagar, one by Sarah and 6 by his second wife, if we don't count Hagar as one. This all depends on how you count Ishmael though, so it's complicated.

Ishmael counts :) 8 is a very significant number, speaking of new beginnings. Anyone actually trying to understand this stuff should key in on this one item; it unlocks a LOT of things throughout the entire Bible!
 
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This could be different aspects, all true, or it could be simple human perception which is proven inconsistent under stress.
So just admit it's not self evident, it's up for interpretation. Though you've said it doesn't really matter as long as it's at least consistent in admitting someone was there.


This one's too easy to let slide. JTB's witness of Messiah is not ambivalent! Notice Jesus never proclaimed Himself to be Messiah. We've seen a lot of Muslim's make the mistake of saying this means He never claimed to be God.
Jesus was ambivalent about whether he was God or not as I recall, but I'm subject to error, by all means give me a four gospels parallel set of verses with Jesus claimign to be God. And I never said JTB's witness was ambivalent, I said Jesus' perspective seems to vary, because it applies differently to him than to JTB for example.

:confused: You just said this is what divides three divisions within Christianity, and explained that by saying they're all the same ^_^
I didn't say they're all the same, I said they seem to reflect similar ideas. I might be misunderstanding both Wesley and Catholic/Orthodox theology.

Most excellent! So "good" becomes a matter of perspective ... the same calamity that can further G-d's purpose won't be seen as "good" to the victim, especially not in the short term. Yet even this is shown to be merciful in some instances.
I didn't say it was a matter of perspective, I said this particular difficulty was based on translation. With a Jewish perspective, there is an objective good I'd admit is communicated in the narrative, but with fate, fortune and chance, you have to admit variance that is willingly permitted by God in its sovereignty.

This is where internet search functions lack. If you don't know what you're looking for, you can't find it.



1 Samuel 15:22 Hath the LORD [as great] delight in burnt offerings and sacrifices, as in obeying the voice of the LORD? Behold, to obey [is] better than sacrifice, [and] to hearken than the fat of rams."

That's the oldest one I can place. About the same time:

"Hear, O my people, and I will speak; O Israel, and I will testify against thee: I [am] God, [even] thy God. Psalm 50:8 I will not reprove thee for thy sacrifices or thy burnt offerings, [to have been] continually before me. I will take no bullock out of thy house, [nor] he goats out of thy folds. For every beast of the forest [is] mine, [and] the cattle upon a thousand hills. I know all the fowls of the mountains: and the wild beasts of the field [are] mine. If I were hungry, I would not tell thee: for the world [is] mine, and the fulness thereof. Will I eat the flesh of bulls, or drink the blood of goats?"

It gets clearer as Israel's sins accumulate:

"Except the LORD of hosts had left unto us a very small remnant, we should have been as Sodom, [and] we should have been like unto Gomorrah.
Isaiah 1:10 Hear the word of the LORD, ye rulers of Sodom; give ear unto the law of our God, ye people of Gomorrah. To what purpose [is] the multitude of your sacrifices unto me? saith the LORD: I am full of the burnt offerings of rams, and the fat of fed beasts; and I delight not in the blood of bullocks, or of lambs, or of he goats. When ye come to appear before me, who hath required this at your hand, to tread my courts? Bring no more vain oblations; incense is an abomination unto me; the new moons and sabbaths, the calling of assemblies, I cannot away with; [it is] iniquity, even the solemn meeting.
Your new moons and your appointed feasts my soul hateth: they are a trouble unto me; I am weary to bear [them]. And when ye spread forth your hands, I will hide mine eyes from you: yea, when ye make many prayers, I will not hear: your hands are full of blood. Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil"

(Continuing on in that passage is even more to the point!)

Hosea 6:6 For I desired mercy, and not sacrifice; and the knowledge of God more than burnt offerings."

So we really don't see the dichotomy or contradiction claimed in the OP. Either way, what THN refers to as "the burnt offering of our souls to have in Faith in Jesus" is only half right. The desired effect cannot possibly occur until we've already come to Faith! Jesus is our sacrifice; we are to become consecrated.
A bit long, but clear enough, I suppose

This is an honest attempt, and not bad! Ya missed it, but I won't chide you for it. If irony = foreshadowing and fulfillment, then it's ironic. For us today, this process can be humorous.
THen by all means tell me what the Bible supposedly conclusively says about long hair, which honestly is about the stupidest thing you could make a deal out of in terms of piety and religious behavior.

Your conclusion is certainly the way Churches have practiced, but this glosses over Scripture. Jesus wasn't referring to non-food items that were declared unfit for human consumption, like pigs.
I never said he was referring to non food items, the question was about food items. I'm not going to bring in categorically irrelevant objects into a discussion that has a clear topic and subject about clean and unclean food. His emphasis was no doubt on the spirit of the law and not the letter, which the Pharisees in the chapter I'm referring to were fixated.

Ishmael counts :) 8 is a very significant number, speaking of new beginnings. Anyone actually trying to understand this stuff should key in on this one item; it unlocks a LOT of things throughout the entire Bible!

Yeah, Biblical numerology, real scientific stuff there. You can associate any number with something important in Christianity with enough time, albeit some of them are decidedly absent, like 108 which figures more into Dharmic religions. But 8 is actually pretty important in Eastern religions, honestly I don't see it as something with religious significance in Western religions. 7 seems much bigger and more important.
 
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If it's a matter of faith,not even all Jews necessarily take the 613 Mitzvot as all binding, or at best, not the Levitical ritual laws and taboos as seriously. It would vary.

With Western and Eastern, part of the idea is the propensity within a certain culture. Islam and Zoroastrianism might be regarded as in between in terms of the influence in Europe as well as more Eastern countries, whereas Christianity, Wicca, Asatru and others of some similar nature are more prevalent in the west. If you want to do a regional distinction, be my guest and tell me when the West ends and the East begins.
 
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Jews can't practice all 613 laws anymore; no Temple. You're the one that raised the east / west distinction, don't pin defining it on me! Again, Jews claim they're the center of not only the world but the Universe. Linguistically this appears to be correct, but that's a working definition of specious if I ever heard one :D
 
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Nope. The OP gets his jollies by ignoring anything reasonable like that.

Question (not part of the quiz)... do you follow the WHOLE bible, word for word or just the New Testament? Or do you follow some of each and not all of both?

What if some of these have both correct answers and they are in the same testament... what about the same book or even the same context?

I did this partly in fun, and partly because I want to see the explanations for what I think is a simple result of poor translation, maybe some on purpose to carry out some agenda by the church -- or even an individual wit the church who just wasn't watched closely enough. There are lots of possibilities, and I can't wait to see what you have to say.
 
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