A Biblical Diet Plan

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" Do you know your body Is the temple of the Holy Spirit?1 cor.6:19

The following diet and exercise plan makes more complete use of the Bibles guidelines by combinding some lesser used diets with Biblical exercise programs modernized for today,s society.

Monday:  The john the baptist meets jephthah,s daughters, plan: Dine on locusts and wild honey. If locusts are not in season, substitute crickets from any basement. Dance while playing the tambourine.

Tuesday: The Exoudus/Daniel " plan: Eat one quail and a cup of manna. If you cannot find manna, substitute rice cakes. walk in a fiery furnace( or an un-aircondiction shopping mall) for two hours.

Wensday: The israelities in bondage" plan: feast from a fleshpot (note: this Is probally a pre-electrical version of a crock pot) build bricks without straw and use them to construct a pyramide in your backyard.

Thursday:The "samson" plan, Scoop up some honey lying around(lion around) modern honey is generally not package in lion carcasses anymore. Marketing has decided instead that plastic bears sell better. Exercise with the jawbone of a donkey( or talk to a silly neighbor.

Friday: The Elijah on the run" plan: eat a hearth cake and drink a jug of water. hike for hours In a desert.

Saturday: The" ruth" plan: Make a meal of roasted barley after you glean the barley heads from the field

Sunday:( A day of celebration) The "Patriarch" plan: Enjoy a lamb roast, soft curbs, and fine rolls. rest in the shade of your tent.whatever you do, don,t eat from the tree of knowledge. that one appears to be bad for your health. just remeber: your body is a temple,not a basilica

 
 

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God's original diet plan for man and beasts is found in Genesis 1:29-30

Then God said (to man), "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground--everything that has the breath of life in it--I give every green plant for food." And it was so.
 
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Originally posted by \o/
God's original diet plan for man and beasts is found in Genesis 1:29-30

Then God said (to man), "I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds of the air and all the creatures that move on the ground--everything that has the breath of life in it--I give every green plant for food." And it was so.

Scripture interpration time. I have always interprated this as meaning that humans were suppose to be vegeterians in the beginning. Especially when you consider the below verse.

Everything that lives and moves will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything. Genesis 9:3 
 
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