Worst Excuse Game

I told the guy driving the UFO to let me off on time, but he had to stop off at Pluto to pick up his dog first

Time is relative, isn't it? What's 1 o'clock to you is 3 o'clock to me!

You know, in Cleveland, they have "nominal time." That means if you call a meeting for 1 o'clock, you really mean 1:15 or 1:20. One o'clock is the time you expect everyone to leave their office to go to the meeting! Then they get there whenever they get there and you start the meeting when everyone getst there!

I thought 3 o'clock was a better time than 2 o'clock for this meeting. So I took it upon myself to come at that time. I know you won't mind...

While I was at school trying to retake a math test I got an F on, someone came by and gave me a summons for jury duty. I was upset when I left the school. About halfway home I remembered the appointment, so I sped up to get home sooner to get ready. I was pulled over by a cop, but luckily I had some fresh donuts in the car. We shared the donuts and the cop gave me some math pointers. By the time he let me go, it was already time for my appointment.

Sorry, boss.
I started from my house with plenty of time to spare.
But, halfway here, I realized that I forgot to put my dentures in.

Originally posted by Susan
Come up with as many of the worst possible excuses for the situation presented.

 

You have been summoned for jury duty.

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If they have been arrested, they are probably guilty.

or

I can spot the guilty ones a mile away.

I only had a couple.

I have to wash my hair tonight.

My dog ate it.

Next scenario: Your lawn is a foot high and it really needs to be mowed, but...

....concerned about top soil errosion, due to heavy rains in the forecast.

I was working on setting up a training facility for paintball enthusiasts. You can hide in really long grass you know, so I have to grow my grass so people can hide in it easily.

I have to play xbox..

I'm establishing wildlife habitat.

I wouldnt want to pollute the air with my lawnmower.

I have to find my car first.

I am growing wheat.

If I kept it cut, where would my sheep graze?