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Worst Excuse Game

Discussion in 'Recreation Room' started by Susan, Aug 15, 2002.

  1. A.Lynn

    A.Lynn New Member

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    I told the guy driving the UFO to let me off on time, but he had to stop off at Pluto to pick up his dog first
     
  2. ZiSunka

    ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog'

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    Time is relative, isn't it? What's 1 o'clock to you is 3 o'clock to me!
     
  3. ZiSunka

    ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog'

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    You know, in Cleveland, they have "nominal time." That means if you call a meeting for 1 o'clock, you really mean 1:15 or 1:20. One o'clock is the time you expect everyone to leave their office to go to the meeting! Then they get there whenever they get there and you start the meeting when everyone getst there! :D
     
  4. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Supporter

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    I thought 3 o'clock was a better time than 2 o'clock for this meeting. So I took it upon myself to come at that time. I know you won't mind...
     
  5. Susan

    Susan 退屈させた1 つ (bored one)

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    LOL LOL LOL :D
     
  6. waterwizard

    waterwizard Senior Veteran

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    While I was at school trying to retake a math test I got an F on, someone came by and gave me a summons for jury duty. I was upset when I left the school. About halfway home I remembered the appointment, so I sped up to get home sooner to get ready. I was pulled over by a cop, but luckily I had some fresh donuts in the car. We shared the donuts and the cop gave me some math pointers. By the time he let me go, it was already time for my appointment.
     
  7. Patty

    Patty Nice ta see yas!

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    Sorry, boss.
    I started from my house with plenty of time to spare.
    But, halfway here, I realized that I forgot to put my dentures in.
     
  8. TheBear

    TheBear Free Agent

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    If they have been arrested, they are probably guilty. :D

    or

    I can spot the guilty ones a mile away. :D
     
  9. Racer X

    Racer X <b><font color="red">Searcher of Truth</font></b>

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    I only had a couple.
     
  10. Racer X

    Racer X <b><font color="red">Searcher of Truth</font></b>

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    I have to wash my hair tonight.
     
  11. Racer X

    Racer X <b><font color="red">Searcher of Truth</font></b>

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    My dog ate it.
     
  12. lucypevensie

    lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Supporter

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    Next scenario: Your lawn is a foot high and it really needs to be mowed, but...
     
  13. TheBear

    TheBear Free Agent

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    ....concerned about top soil errosion, due to heavy rains in the forecast. :D
     
  14. AngelAmidala

    AngelAmidala Legend

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    I was working on setting up a training facility for paintball enthusiasts. You can hide in really long grass you know, so I have to grow my grass so people can hide in it easily.
     
  15. jko

    jko Master Chief using the Stargate!

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    I have to play xbox..
     
  16. ZiSunka

    ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog'

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    I'm establishing wildlife habitat.
     
  17. valerie

    valerie What about second breakfast?

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    I wouldnt want to pollute the air with my lawnmower.
     
  18. waterwizard

    waterwizard Senior Veteran

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    I have to find my car first.
     
  19. wvmtnkid

    wvmtnkid Order of the Candle

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    I am growing wheat.
     
  20. ZiSunka

    ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog'

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    If I kept it cut, where would my sheep graze?
     
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