Worst Excuse Game

[mesue]

Come up with as many of the worst possible excuses for the situation presented.

 

You have been summoned for jury duty.

You are asked to babysit a brat.

 

[~Wisdom Seeker~]

You are asked to babysit a brat.

My doctor doesn't think it's a good idea for me to be around little children until he can adjust my medication.

I don't think I know how this game is supposed to be played. Can someone explain it to me? It doesn't look like it's being played according to the instructions, so I'm really confused now. Thanks.

 

[Sangarime]

asked to babysit a brat

i'm allergic to tantrums

 

[Utah Knight]

my dog ate my car he is a really big dog

 

[ChristianTeen]

I am not mean enough to babysit brats.

 

[lucypevensie]

Your kid won't like me.

 

[Utah Knight]

i can't find my handcuffs

 

[KennySe]

Come up with as many of the worst possible excuses for the situation presented.

 

You have been summoned for jury duty.

I can't make it. I'm scheduled to be abducted by aliens that day.

 

[Godsgirl481]

I'm allergic to kids

 

[lucypevensie]

Baby sit? Suuuurrre! MUAAAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

 

[TheDandyMan]

Oh, yes. I'll definitely babysit your kids. But only if I can practice my nunchucks routine in your house.