I'm late for my court-mandated drug test!
Z ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog' Jan 16, 2002 17,005 284 ✟38,767.00 Faith Christian Aug 16, 2002 #21 Aug 16, 2002 Add bookmark #21 I'm late for my court-mandated drug test! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,280 26,772 WI ✟1,775,972.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Aug 16, 2002 #22 Aug 16, 2002 Add bookmark #22 The drugs that I'm on tend to make me do stupid things. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
G Godsgurl4ever2006 Well-Known Member Mar 12, 2002 537 0 36 tx ✟1,149.00 Aug 16, 2002 #23 Aug 16, 2002 Add bookmark #23 Sir, It doesn't matter if you send me to jail, for you see I am only going to live for 1 more day the doctors say i have a really bad incurable disease so what is the point of giving me a ticket or sending me to jail? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Sir, It doesn't matter if you send me to jail, for you see I am only going to live for 1 more day the doctors say i have a really bad incurable disease so what is the point of giving me a ticket or sending me to jail?
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,280 26,772 WI ✟1,775,972.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Aug 18, 2002 #24 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #24 I was just checking to be sure you're paying attention. Yep, you are... Well...bye! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,280 26,772 WI ✟1,775,972.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Aug 18, 2002 #25 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #25 Here's the next offense: You got an F on the basic math skills on your college entry exam. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Z ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog' Jan 16, 2002 17,005 284 ✟38,767.00 Faith Christian Aug 18, 2002 #26 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #26 Yeah? Well, no one uses math in real life anyway! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
wblastyn Jedi Master Jun 5, 2002 2,664 114 38 Northern Ireland Visit site ✟11,265.00 Faith Agnostic Marital Status Single Aug 18, 2002 #27 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #27 You were doing 95 miles per hour on the freeway and have been pulled over by the police. Click to expand... "Sorry officer, we're late for church." ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
You were doing 95 miles per hour on the freeway and have been pulled over by the police. Click to expand... "Sorry officer, we're late for church."
Sharky Rockin dude! Jul 5, 2002 5,302 177 Visit site ✟7,782.00 Faith Christian Aug 18, 2002 #28 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #28 I...HAVE...TO...USE...THE...DUNNYYYYYYYY! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
A altya Servant of God Apr 28, 2002 8,077 269 South Africa Visit site ✟14,320.00 Faith Non-Denom Aug 18, 2002 #29 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #29 I have a headache ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
wvmtnkid Order of the Candle May 29, 2002 7,488 153 54 West Virginia Visit site ✟10,466.00 Faith Methodist Marital Status Single Politics US-Republican Aug 18, 2002 #30 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #30 Originally posted by lucypevensie Here's the next offense: You got an F on the basic math skills on your college entry exam. Click to expand... "F" means Fantastic, right? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Originally posted by lucypevensie Here's the next offense: You got an F on the basic math skills on your college entry exam. Click to expand... "F" means Fantastic, right?
lucypevensie Not drinking the kool-aid Site Supporter Feb 4, 2002 34,280 26,772 WI ✟1,775,972.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Aug 18, 2002 #31 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #31 Oooohhh! Was I supposed to MEMORIZE those multiplication tables? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Z ZiSunka It means 'yellow dog' Jan 16, 2002 17,005 284 ✟38,767.00 Faith Christian Aug 18, 2002 #32 Aug 18, 2002 Add bookmark #32 Math is for nerds and sissies! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Susan 退屈させた1 つ (bored one) Feb 16, 2002 9,292 124 40 El Cajon, California, USA Visit site ✟15,012.00 Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Single Politics US-Democrat Aug 19, 2002 #33 Aug 19, 2002 Add bookmark #33 LOL LOL LOL! You are an hour late for an important appointment. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Sharky Rockin dude! Jul 5, 2002 5,302 177 Visit site ✟7,782.00 Faith Christian Aug 19, 2002 #34 Aug 19, 2002 Add bookmark #34 Oh sorry! I was attacked by a vicious dog. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
mld3three Searching Jun 23, 2002 440 1 43 Visit site ✟8,520.00 Faith Agnostic Aug 19, 2002 #35 Aug 19, 2002 Add bookmark #35 You mean that the appointment was eastern time I for some reason thought you ment centeral. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
wvmtnkid Order of the Candle May 29, 2002 7,488 153 54 West Virginia Visit site ✟10,466.00 Faith Methodist Marital Status Single Politics US-Republican Aug 19, 2002 #36 Aug 19, 2002 Add bookmark #36 I ran out of deodorant and had to stop at the store to get some on my way here. ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
valerie What about second breakfast? Aug 7, 2002 196 0 43 Seattle, WA Visit site ✟15,431.00 Aug 19, 2002 #37 Aug 19, 2002 Add bookmark #37 The drawbridge was up! (my favorite Seattle excuse) ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
kimmee Well-Known Member Apr 4, 2002 6,495 41 38 ✟7,956.00 Faith Christian Aug 20, 2002 #38 Aug 20, 2002 Add bookmark #38 The road was covered in water I had to turn around! ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
Martin Senior Veteran Jan 13, 2002 1,796 13 75 Rochdale Visit site ✟11,112.00 Faith Christian Marital Status Married Aug 21, 2002 #39 Aug 21, 2002 Add bookmark #39 I got stopped for speeding... ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0
MizDoulos <font color=6c2dc7><b>Justified by grace through f Jan 1, 2002 15,098 4 The "Left Coast" of the USA Visit site ✟22,176.00 Faith Non-Denom Marital Status Married Aug 21, 2002 #40 Aug 21, 2002 Add bookmark #40 Flat tire? ••• More options Report Add bookmark Share Upvote 0