My Alcohol Challenge

[quatona]

Nothing -- it's a semantic parallel to a miracle that took place in John 2.

The miracle in which people got drunk from grape juice?

 

[AV1611VET]

Then why did you post it in this forum?

For your information:

The purpose of this thread has me intrigued.

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Are you going to go after everyone who posts off topic?

 

[AV1611VET]

Your new "challenge" doesn´t make sense of it, it changes it completely.

You're entitled to your opinion.

 

[AV1611VET]

The miracle in which people got drunk from grape juice?

 

[Split Rock]

"Biblical wine" is grape juice if unfermented; "scientists' wine" if fermented.

For everything God has, Satan has a cheap imitation.

That's what we call "diabolical mimicry."

Jesus' favorite drink appears to be grape juice.

Satan has his favorite drink ... fermented grape juice.

Sorry, buddy... as I posted in the other thread, my KJV1611 bible says "wine," not "grape juice." According to the strict dictates of the "fowled-bat/ unicorn" KJVO interpretation, wine in scripture = wine.

 

[MikeCarra]

Sorry, buddy... as I posted in the other thread, my KJV1611 bible says "wine," not "grape juice." According to the strict dictates of the "fowled-bat/ unicorn" KJVO interpretation, wine in scripture = wine.

Split, why do you prefer the words of the KJV "Secretaries" over the interpretation of AV1611VET?

I bet AV1611VET is more dedicated to KJVO than you are! You can just take a hike!

 

[bhsmte]

But Root Beer isn't Beer. It's Root Beer.

So are we to say that wine isn't wine then because Root Beer isn`t Beer?

I'm fully confused as to the point of this.

Common result of AV threads. But hey, it gets the post count up.

 

[AV1611VET]

Sorry, buddy... as I posted in the other thread, my KJV1611 bible says "wine," not "grape juice." According to the strict dictates of the "fowled-bat/ unicorn" KJVO interpretation, wine in scripture = wine.

When we go to the store, and I ask my wife to pick up a bottle of wine, she knows exactly what I want: grape juice.

 

[AV1611VET]

But hey, it gets the post count up.

I wouldn't talk, Mr. Twenty-seven-posts-per-day.

 

[selfinflikted]

I wouldn't talk, Mr. Twenty-seven-posts-per-day.

Hey, in his defense there's a lot of rubbish going around on these boards. It'd take a lifetime to correct all the misinformation. And many, many posts.

 

[Queller]

And wine in John 2 ≠ Mogan David, as has already been denied.

Waht about revelations 14:10? Somehow,

"The same shall drink of the grape juice of the wrath of God, which is poured out without mixture into the cup of his indignation and he shall be tormented with fire and brimstone in the presence of the holy angels, and in the presence of the Lamb:"

doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

 

[MikeCarra]

When we go to the store, and I ask my wife to pick up a bottle of wine, she knows exactly what I want: grape juice.

LOL! That's hilarious. I have this image of you as a giant baby babbling to mommy that oo want a bottoh of "gwapy gwapy" and mommy knows that that is what you call your favoritest brand of Welches Concord Grape Juice (the one with Spongebob and Patrick on the front!)

Did you drop a decimal point in your age?

 

[selfinflikted]

Hey now. As an adult male who is completely secure in his masculinity, I am not afraid to admit I very much enjoy the occasional bubble bath - and when I do, I sometimes use the SpongeBob watermelon scented bubble bath soap.

 

[Lost Angel]

The sum of the total is that there are people who find any consumption of alcohol to be sinful.

Creating a convoluted OP to riddle an opinion is...

It is not what I am, but the irritating nonsense I write.

 

[Naturalism]

Personally, I like IPA's, double IPA's even. Something around 5-9% alcohol and I am good to go.

"None of that stinkn' Root-Beer!"

 

[digitalgoth]

I've drank beer before ... many times

Yet I don't know what beer tastes like.

Can you make sense of this?

THE BIBLE SAYS IT ... THAT SETTLES IT

Does the bible say what beer tastes like? This could really solve your problem, but at this point, you're probably using it as a coaster.

You lush.

 

[Kylie]

I've drank beer before ... many times

Yet I don't know what beer tastes like.

Can you make sense of this?

I'd say that the answer (given that you later revealed you were talking about root beer) is that you failed to give us all the information you have about the issue.

And then you were deliberately misleading because you initially used the word "beer" to refer to root beer and then used the same word to refer to alcoholic beer. And gave no indication you were doing so.

 

[Chesterton]

I think the answer to the OP's riddle hinges on the word "like". AV has drank beer many times, but has never drank anything else; therefore he doesn't know what beer tastes like, because he has nothing to compare it to. He's quite the party animal.

 

[Aureus]

I think the answer to the OP's riddle hinges on the word "like". AV has drank beer many times, but has never drank anything else; therefore he doesn't know what beer tastes like, because he has nothing to compare it to. He's quite the party animal.

I going with he doesn't have taste buds.

 

[bitznbitez]

No one knows, but you can bet by the end of it The Bible will make just a little less sense than it did before the thread.

Yup. Care to invent a drinking game to make it more fun ?