Speaking of little guys with paint or markers....
When we moved to Albuquerque I was tired all the time. Later I found out why--it wasn't just the altitude, it was also the little one I had on the way. And one afternoon my two-year-old got up from his nap before I did...and found a WHOLE LARGE JAR OF VASOLINE and a WHOLE BOTTLE OF BABY SHAMPOO...
And painted and adorned the living room of the house we were renting, already furnished--walls, doors, door handles, furniture....
He did a thorough and complete job!
And today he's still playing around with stuff. He's a chemical engineer. Go figure.
Anyhows, something I DON'T EVER want to see in my living room again...
An empty jar of vasoline....and an empty bottle of baby shampoo!