THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM (6)

[rosemoss]

The police sitting on top of a school bus full of fish that died from with bleeding noses from eating kitty barf and anteaters everywhere licking those noses, and CAMEL SPIT over EVERY THING.

Yep, that would be bad. Lol!

 

[Scandia]

a loch ness monster

 

[brinny]

the sounds of snarling....the lights aren't working, it's night, and ya' can't tell which direction it's coming from....

then then there's the sound of a a a

door

creaking

s-l-o-w-l-y

 

[Scandia]

Rod Serling would be freaky

 

[brinny]

Stephen King

 

[Ariel]

Stephen King and Rod Sterling riding the Loch Ness monster when the door C R E A K S open, and a monster head comes snarling into the living room, dripping camel spit out of its mouth!

 

[Xipilgrim]

Ariel, perhaps you should change your name? to perhaps.... something you obviously like a lot?

 

[ladybugforJesus]

You mean to Camel Spit? That's a terrible name!!!

A bus full of kindergarteners who missed nap time, sitting on the couch with a dragon on the top, who missed snack time.

 

[OceanAngel]

Ninja penguins

 

[Xipilgrim]

ninja penguins on pogo sticks

 

[ladybugforJesus]

Ninja penguins on pogo sticks on a frozen lake

 

[Xipilgrim]

Ninja penguins on pogo sticks on a frozen lake, with cheerleeder slugs singing Beach Boy Songs

 

[ladybugforJesus]

Ninja clown penguins on pogo sticks on a frozen lake, with cheerleeder donkey slugs singing Beach Boy Songs out of tune

 

[Xipilgrim]

Ninja clown penguins on pogo sticks on a frozen lake, with cheerleeder donkey slugs singing Beach Boy Songs out of tune and hula-hooping with slimy bog-reeds

 

[Amhacajo]

CFer's without something funny to post!!

EDIT - please note the emphasis added
Things I don't want to see in my living room....
CFer's without something funny to post!!

I would always want CFer's to have funny things to say!

No offence intended to anyone, sorry

 

[Ariel]

Frowny faced CFer's who think nothing's funny!

 

[Xipilgrim]

Hey whats up guys?

Definitley don't want to see Cf people sounding fed up like that in my living room , or anywhere else, infact.

 

[Ariel]

CFer's without something funny to post!!

EDIT - please note the emphasis added
Things I don't want to see in my living room....
CFer's without something funny to post!!

I would always want CFer's to have funny things to say!

No offence intended to anyone, sorry

Aw, Amhacajo, you're okay!

Nah, no offense taken!

 

[Ariel]

Hey whats up guys?

Definitley don't want to see Cf people sounding fed up like that in my living room , or anywhere else, infact.

Hey, X, I'm not fed up. In fact, I just ladled up another jar of your favorite CS!

 

[ladybugforJesus]

Silly Rabbits.... (don't know what this one's got to do with anything, I have just been looking for an excuse to use it!)


Things I DON'T want to see in my living room:
an electric eel, a drug dealer, Satan, A whole pile of free expensive clothes all a size too small, Al Sharpton, Judge Doom and the weasels from "Who framed Roger Rabbit?", A big screen tv with the cord cut, Teletubbies, An angry Gorilla, A dinosaur that escaped from Jurassic Park, Hillary Clinton, the chassis (and ONLY the chassis) of a brand new 2007 Mustang, Adolf Hitler, and, last (for now) but not least, a mountain of hair.