THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM (6)

[ladybugforJesus]

Jerry Springer dressed up as a yeti working as a repairman who does karoaake versions of Barney/Spears songs whilst eating spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna.

 

[Xipilgrim]

Jerry Springer dressed up as a yeti working as a repairman who does karoaake versions of Barney/Spears songs whilst eating spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna dressed up as Elvis Presley eating Dung-Beetle Burgers with quasimodo doing a cheerleader dance using two rotten flaming corncobs.

 

[ladybugforJesus]

Jerry Springer dressed up as a yeti working as a repairman repairing a karaoke machine while doing BAD karoake versions of Barney/Spears songs whilst eating spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna dressed up as Elvis Presley eating Dung-Beetle and pickle Burgers with Quasimodo' sister's uncle's cousin doing a cheerleader dance using two rotten flaming corncobs, wrapped in seaweed.

 

[Xipilgrim]

Jerry Springer dressed up as a yeti working as a repairman repairing a karaoke machine while doing BAD karoake versions of Barney/Spears songs in a klingon Opera style whilst eating spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna dressed up as Elvis Presley eating Dung-Beetle and giant slug pickle Burgers with Quasimodo' sister's uncle's cousin doing a cheerleader dance using two rotten flaming corncobs, wrapped in seaweed emerging from a fetid fog of turgid rumbling luminescent green jelly.

 

[ladybugforJesus]

Jerry Springer and his guests on today's show dressed up as a yeti, Santa Claus, and a bear, working as a furnace repairman repairing a karaoke machine while doing BAD karoake versions of Barney/Spears songs in a klingon Opera style, with Reagae overtones whilst eating spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna dressed up as Elvis Presley eating Dung-Beetle and giant slug pickle Burgers with Quasimodo' sister's uncle's cousin doing a cheerleader dance using two rotten flaming corncobs, wrapped in seaweed emerging from a fetid fog of turgid rumbling luminescent green jelly.

 

[Xipilgrim]

Jerry Springer and his guests on today's show and an audience of 2000 Jerry Springer Clones dressed up as a yeti, Santa Claus, and a bear, a Giant Space OOze and a huge smelly Fish the size of a battleship working as a furnace repairman repairing a karaoke machine while doing BAD karoake versions of Barney/Spears songs in a klingon Opera style, with Reagae overtones sung though a screetching distorting microphone whilst eating spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna dressed up as Elvis Presley eating Dung-Beetle and giant slug pickle Burgers and Spooky Snail relish with Quasimodo' sister's uncle's cousin doing a cheerleader dance using two rotten flaming corncobs, wrapped in seaweed emerging from a fetid fog of turgid rumbling luminescent green jelly, in a hooded black cowl saying *I have been waiting for you....*

 

[ladybugforJesus]

Jerry Springer and his guests on today's show and an audience of 2000 Angry Romulan Clones dressed up as a yeti, Santa Claus, and a bear, a Giant Space OOze and a huge smelly Fish the size of a battleship working as a furnace repairman repairing a karaoke machine while doing BAD karoake versions of Barney/Spears songs in a klingon Opera style, with Reagae overtones sung though a screetching distorting microphone whilst eating ham spam flavored mice dressed up as Madonna in the 80's dressed up as Elvis Presley eating Wiggling Dung-Beetle and giant slug pickle Burgers and Spooky Snail relish, with a side of muddy earthworm fries with Quasimodo' sister's uncle's cousin doing a pathetic cheerleader dance using 6 rotten flaming corncobs wrapped in seaweed, because he grew more arms, emerging from a fetid fog of turgid rumbling luminescent green jelly, in a hooded black cowl saying *I have been waiting for you....my PRECIOUS!" As the jelly pulses, Jerry Springer pops out and says...

 

[Ariel]

Huh, I'm out of breath just reading all that.

How about them camels?
Ain't they sumpin?
Spitten em seeds out
Spitten an jumpin--

 

[ladybugforJesus]

HAY! Yer a poet n' ya dinit know it!

 

[Xipilgrim]

The "words starting with Camel"-Lady returning.....

 

[Ariel]

Yeah, that and lizards. I have a penchant for pondering the putridness of spit! Especially camel spit.

 

[Ariel]

But going on.

Dead fish. They do have a way of stinking up a living room.

 

[Amhacajo]

bleeding noses

 

[gee]

An ant-eater with a bleeding nose, complete with ants and covered in camel spit.

 

[Utah Knight]

my reflection

 

[Xipilgrim]

people who are obsessed with camel spit

 

[SparkyMaddie]

a school bus

 

[pilgrimgal]

kitty barf

 

[rosemoss]

the police

 

[Ariel]

The police sitting on top of a school bus full of fish that died from with bleeding noses from eating kitty barf and anteaters everywhere licking those noses, and CAMEL SPIT over EVERY THING.