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THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE IN YOUR LIVING ROOM (6)

Discussion in 'Word Games' started by ChrisBot, Mar 3, 2007.

  1. _beloved_

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    ants
     
  2. country woman

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    a fire
     
  3. Xipilgrim

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    ants the size of King Kong
     
  4. Amhacajo

    Amhacajo Turn worry into wonder...

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    my 2 year old with a tin of paint with lid open and a paint brush in hand
     
  5. pilgrimgal

    pilgrimgal Jeremiah 29:11 It's good!

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    old newspapers thrown about
     
  6. ProfChrysostomos

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    My dog playing the piano.
     
  7. littlecoda

    littlecoda KIANA!

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    a bridge
     
  8. _beloved_

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    That would be the worse!!!!



    bills
     
  9. littlecoda

    littlecoda KIANA!

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    snow
     
  10. _beloved_

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    spiders
     
  11. littlecoda

    littlecoda KIANA!

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    a live zwinky
     
  12. scraparcs

    scraparcs aka Mayor McCheese

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    a toddler with permanent markers
     
  13. _beloved_

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    ant hill
     
  14. arborvita

    arborvita Retired.

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    grandparents making out... :sick:
     
  15. Angel_Delight

    Angel_Delight Reach For Heaven

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    bee hive
     
  16. Ariel

    Ariel Servant

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    Speaking of little guys with paint or markers....

    When we moved to Albuquerque I was tired all the time. Later I found out why--it wasn't just the altitude, it was also the little one I had on the way. And one afternoon my two-year-old got up from his nap before I did...and found a WHOLE LARGE JAR OF VASOLINE and a WHOLE BOTTLE OF BABY SHAMPOO...

    And painted and adorned the living room of the house we were renting, already furnished--walls, doors, door handles, furniture....

    He did a thorough and complete job!

    And today he's still playing around with stuff. He's a chemical engineer. Go figure.

    Anyhows, something I DON'T EVER want to see in my living room again...

    An empty jar of vasoline....and an empty bottle of baby shampoo!
     
  17. pilgrimgal

    pilgrimgal Jeremiah 29:11 It's good!

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  18. _beloved_

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    LOL. and good ending to the story.



    dog hair
     
  19. brinny

    brinny everlovin' shiner of light in dark places Supporter

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    baby spiders
     
  20. arborvita

    arborvita Retired.

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    the spiders from the movie Arachniphobia
     
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