Kat: Just a quick joke.
A newlywed couple are on their honeymoon. On the first night the husband removed his pants and tosses them to his wife and says, "okay, honey, put these on." She pulls them up under her skirt, lets them go and they are so large on her they fall to the floor. She says, "I can't wear these pants". He says, "darn right and you remember that whenever you want to question who wears the pants in the house." Angry, the wife grabs a pair of her pants from her suitcase, tosses them at her husband and giggles. "Okay, well, just for fun try mine on." The husband laughs and go to pull them on and they won't go up past his knees. He pulls them off and says, "babe, I can't get into these pants." She says, "darn right and you won't ever get into those pants if you ever say something like you said a minute ago ever again."
LMAO, I remember that 1... I still have it on video tape around here somewhere. The comic was funny when he was on his speel about being THE MAN, when I say jump you ask how high, you got me woman? And then when he was trying to get her panties on n they started to rip, he was getting irritated.. "I can't get into these".
"That's right, and with that attitude you'll never get in 'em."
I'm gonna have to find that tape