It's not hard to teach creationism - just have your students read the first few chapters of Genesis. Don't be so up in arms about people reading (gasp!) the Bible. Those who can learn from it, will, and the truth will be revealed to them. Those who don't, won't.
If you don't mind... Actually... Regardless of whether you mind or not, I'd like to come to your church and have everyone read the creation story from the (gasp!) Qu'ran and the (gasp!) Bhagavad Gita. Also go over the (gasp!) Native American, (gasp!) Wiccan, (gasp!) Norse/Pagan and (gasp!) Shinto creation stories as well. I'll be presenting these, and others all as historic fact. I'm sure you have an open mind and have the next month or so of free time it will take to cover all creation stories. What do you say about that idea?
Then, I'd like to go to your public school schools near you and present a lesson in (gasp!) astrology in a science class covering the topic of outer space and the solar system. If they happen to be in the middle of a biology lesson, that's no problem, for I can also put together a (gasp!) homeopathy lesson for the class as well. I figure (gasp!) tarot will also be good for a math class, to help illustrate statistical probabilities versus the infallible clairvoyance of card reading and (gasp!) coffee grinds.
See, champ, most of us don't have a problem with people reading the bible in school, as long as it's the students doing it of their own volition. Teachers having students read the bible and presenting the contents therein as historic fact is called preaching. That's for church. I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but your religion is definitely not the only one in this world or this country.
(edit: What's actually find of funny, is stuff like this really does go on in UU churches)
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