Why are you Single?

[GQ Chris]

I'm not into yoga. And for some reason lots of women are into teh yoga these days.

 

[GQ Chris]

I'm not 6 feet tall. This automatically disqualifies me by most women because they absolutely must have this height.

 

[BadHabit]

*smoothes eyebrows* I'm single because I am just entirely too awesome to be contained in a relationship.

...that was awkward even typing it out. LOL

 

[GQ Chris]

*smoothes eyebrows* I'm single because I am just entirely too awesome to be contained in a relationship.

...that was awkward even typing it out. LOL

 

[GQ Chris]

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[BadHabit]

I'm not 6 feet tall. This automatically disqualifies me by most women because they absolutely must have this height.

I also do not meet the minimum "you must be THIS tall to ride this ride" with most women. #manlet

 

[GQ Chris]

I also do not meet the minimum "you must be THIS tall to ride this ride" with most women. #manlet

Dude, it sucks. I miss it by an inch and a half.

 

[MehGuy]

Yeah but they're are not enough 6 foot tall men for the wimminez.

By lack of numbers some of them will have to deal with us manlets, lol.

A dwarf or a 5 foot 11 inch person, we'll all equally manlets to them.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I'm a Calvinist, which makes it tougher because I am not part of the more 'liberal friendly' denominations within Christianity. Usually most women within the Reformed camp are already all snatched up and I got to the party late.

The opposite seems to be true if you are a woman who is reformed and in the South. If you live in certain cities then your chances are better, especially if you are around a seminary that is reformed or leans that way. Generally, because of where I live, I run into the problem that I am reformed but the churches around me (and thus the few single men) are not and they think those of the reformed persuasion are of the devil. So, I just don't talk about it with my fellow church members. I would prefer not to be ostracized simply because they don't even know that Southern Baptist's used to be full blown Calvinists. By some miracle I talked one of the church librarians into buying a Tim Keller book for the library. I wouldn't worry about being single too much though, I am sure that God has a plan and it will all work out.

Guys, don't sweat your height, seriously.

Manlets?

 

[MehGuy]

If this 4 foot 3 inch man can do it, we can do it too.

Although I wonder how much money this reality star has.. lol.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I also do not meet the minimum "you must be THIS tall to ride this ride" with most women. #manlet

 

[Travelers.Soul]

If this 4 foot 3 inch man can do it, we can do it too.

Although I wonder how much money this reality star has.. lol.

O/\o Highfive!!! That's right!

 

[MehGuy]

O/\o Highfive!!! That's right!

I was actually happened when I found out he married someone. Because on the show he was often lonely and a 3rd wheel on dates. And he actually managed to marry a normal sized woman too.

 

[GQ Chris]

If this 4 foot 3 inch man can do it, we can do it too.

Although I wonder how much money this reality star has.. lol.

Yeah no kidding. I bet you mini-me is loaded.

 

[Travelers.Soul]

I was actually happened when I found out he married someone. Because on the show he was often lonely and a 3rd wheel on dates. And he actually managed to marry a normal sized woman too.

Didn't he marry the girl he was dating before he went off to college? I'll have to look it up and find out.

Maybe they got married because they actually love each other....it can happen.

 

[MehGuy]

Yeah no kidding. I bet you mini-me is loaded.

Yeah.. I've heard his interviews on Howard Stern. It's clear they're gold diggers but he's not technically lonely.. lol.

Mini-Me is in the 3 foot range I believe..

 

[MehGuy]

Didn't he marry his the girl he was dating before he went off to college? I'll have to look it up and find out.

I have no idea, I stopped watching the show years ago.

 

[GQ Chris]

Yeah.. I've heard his interviews on Howard Stern. It's clear they're gold diggers but he's not technically lonely.. lol.

Mini-Me is in the 3 foot range I believe..

lol, wow. Bet you she gets a tall boyfriend on the side. smh

 

[MehGuy]

Maybe they got married because they actually love each other....it can happen.

I actually think the woman has a fetish for dwarfs.

Not to be mean or anything, but such things really do exist. I know of a forum that is filled with woman who solely are attracted to men in wheelchairs.

 

[MehGuy]

lol, wow. Bet you she gets a tall boyfriend on the side. smh

Nah, Mini-me knows how to keep his women in line. Lol.