This is truly a time of huge hope. Now for the first time ever mankind has the technology to defeat sin. And now where the apostle of holiness Paul Washer has entered the scene we can finally put an end to sinning once and for all. I always thaught that Paul was the greatest apostle but he's not. God has mercy upon mankind and in the last days he sent us the greatest apostles of all to finally straighten all rotten,dirty,stinking,miserable,putrid,disgusting,execrable,atrocious,heinous,detestable,loathsome,hideous
christians out.
Tell us what to do Paul!
Show us the way! We're dirt. We're nothing. We're unworthy!



Your child likes rock music?
Your child watches too much TV?
Your child wears unchristian clothes?
Your child chews bubblegum?
Why put up with this unacceptable behavior?
SHOCK your child back on the right track with Paul Washer.
Using Paul Washers patented subliminal shock waves you can shock your child close to madness
without it even realizing it!
Sounds too good to be true?
Not with
Shockotron, the new patented subliminal shock technology based on subliminal beta wave brain technology which gets your child when it's most vulnerable right during the sleep!
Your child won't suspect anything because of the subliminal shock messages (all shocking messages have been personally recorded with Paul Washer at the Southern Baptist sound studios!) which are masterfully hidden and interwoven with the sound structures absolutely unidentifiable for the human brain.Your child will think it's listening to some cool trendy music while at the same time a deep terror and fear of hell and a hatred for sinful activities like watching TV, chewing bubblegum, playing computer games or also wasting times with senseless hobbies will be deeply instilled into your childs soul.
Shockotron promises fast results, guaranteed! You will chickly notice your child change and become crippled by fear. No more bubblegum, no more rebellious clothes! Paul Washer's shocking messages will burn themselves into the very soul of your child making sure that it will never return to being this worthless, unruly, contumacious,ornery,froward thing it once was.
You'll finally get the child you ever wanted which is perfectly willing to obey and will be wonderfully moldable in your hands like a piece of hot wax. The perfect child is just a simply shock away! Call now and order your free Shockotron test trial with 3 different shock tracks depending on which genre your rebellious, rotten child prefers ranging from sinful rock to peccable hip hop.
When you call also ask for the limited Shockotron headphones which are specially designed to deliver the subliminal messages right to the neocortex of your sleeping child. Remember, not calling would be a sin!