What's Your M.O.?

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If you were arrested but no crime was listed under your name, what would your charge be? Bonus points for posters who upload their mugshot in the pictures thread. Ready? Go!

 

[Paulie079]

Occasionally using profanity as a sign of affection

 

[Left]

Eating too much pizza.

 

[Applekrate]

Eating too much pizza.

what is wrong with that?

 

[Monk Brendan]

OOOPS!

 

[Monk Brendan]

DP

 

[Left]

what is wrong with that?

Share a pizza with me and you will see.

(Hint: I will eat like 5 slices in the time it takes you to eat 3 and finish off the pizza. I eat until the pizza is gone.)

 

[Soyeong]

I would be charged with posting this video:

 

[Miss Spaulding]

I would be charged with posting this video:

Me at 1:34. Actually, I do pretty much all those things. Life is too short, y'all...

 

[Miss Spaulding]

All these innocent answers tho.

Am I the only one who was actually thinking of real crimes that I would commit and be arrested for?

Ookay.

 

[alsughasoughaiuyfygh]

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[Blessed Each Day]

Hmm, probably assault/battery on a rowdy Bengals fan (Lord forbid.) Just imagine my avatar with a cut across the cheek, that's probably what it would look like lol (creative I know.)

edit: I forgot to put this is a self-defense/mutual fray hypothetical, not me running up on a Bengal fan and rocking him

 

[NurseAbigail]

I would be charged for telling corny jokes. Such as...
Why did Sally fell of the swing?
Ans: She had no arms.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Ans: Not Sally!

What happened to 2 peanuts who walked in a dark alley?
Ans: One was Asalted!

What do you call a cow with seizures?
Beef Jerky.

Why did Mozart kill the chickens?
Cause they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

 

[Blessed Each Day]

I would be charged for telling corny jokes. Such as...
Why did Sally fell of the swing?
Ans: She had no arms.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Ans: Not Sally!

What happened to 2 peanuts who walked in a dark alley?
Ans: One was Asalted!

What do you call a cow with seizures?
Beef Jerky.

Why did Mozart kill the chickens?
Cause they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Lol, poor Sally! Seriously though, you're charged with misdemeanor corny joke distribution, you can contest the charge in court or just pay the fine, it's up to you.

 

[NurseAbigail]

Lol, poor Sally! Seriously though, you're charged with misdemeanor corny joke distribution, you can contest the charge in court or just pay the fine, it's up to you.

It's so funny cause everyone at work knows i tell jokes, also the pts, sometimes transporters holler at me "Got any jokes for me?" Lols, i feel like i'm trading drugs or something, 2 other nurses do the same thing, and we would just randomly blurt out jokes.

An American is called an American before he goes into a bathroom. A Mexican is called a Mexican before he goes into a bathroom. What are they called when they are inside the bathroom?
Ans "European"
(You are peein)

 

[Left]

Hmm, probably assault/battery on a rowdy Bengals fan (Lord forbid.) Just imagine my avatar with a cut across the cheek, that's probably what it would look like lol (creative I know.)

edit: I forgot to put this is a self-defense/mutual fray hypothetical, not me running up on a Bengal fan and rocking him

I take it there is a history between you and Bengals fans?

 

[Blessed Each Day]

I take it there is a history between you and Bengals fans?

Haha, with everyone in the AFC North (besides the Steelers.) It is what it is, I ask for forgiveness when it happens, but I'm getting older so I stick to "polite verbal confrontations" now

 

[Left]

Haha, with everyone in the AFC North (besides the Steelers.) It is what it is, I ask for forgiveness when it happens, but I'm getting older so I stick to "polite verbal confrontations" now

In any case, I was playing the Bengals on Madden awhile back, and I noticed their throwing plays were weird. They had men running backwards after they caught the ball.

Please don't hurt me for playing the Bengals on Madden, though.

 

[Blessed Each Day]

It's so funny cause everyone at work knows i tell jokes, also the pts, sometimes transporters holler at me "Got any jokes for me?" Lols, i feel like i'm trading drugs or something, 2 other nurses do the same thing, and we would just randomly blurt out jokes.

An American is called an American before he goes into a bathroom. A Mexican is called a Mexican before he goes into a bathroom. What are they called when they are inside the bathroom?
Ans "European"
(You are peein)

Haha at least it makes work fun...still doesn't change the fact that you've just committed your second misdemeanor, you're just making it harder on yourself abusing the law like this. I'm just doing my job.

 

[Blessed Each Day]

In any case, I was playing the Bengals on Madden awhile back, and I noticed their throwing plays were weird. They had men running backwards after they caught the ball.

Please don't hurt me for playing the Bengals on Madden, though.

Lol, yep the Bengals would run backwards. I'm a Pitt homer, I usually only play with "dem Stillers" on Madden. My family in Pittsburgh would have some words for me if I played with Cincy

 

[NurseAbigail]

Haha at least it makes work fun...still doesn't change the fact that you've just committed your second misdemeanor, you're just making it harder on yourself abusing the law like this. I'm just doing my job.

I contest! I do not think it is a crime to tell corny jokes. Studies have shown that it increases the release of serotonin in the brain and can help burn calories. Lol i need my lawyer! Who happens to love cat puns! I will pawsitively win this case!