What's Your M.O.?

[sunshineforJesus]

I would be charged for telling corny jokes. Such as...
Why did Sally fell of the swing?
Ans: She had no arms.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Ans: Not Sally!

What happened to 2 peanuts who walked in a dark alley?
Ans: One was Asalted!

What do you call a cow with seizures?
Beef Jerky.

Why did Mozart kill the chickens?
Cause they kept saying, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"

Me too

 

[NurseAbigail]

Me too

We must join forces! Change the world, one joke at a time.

 

[TheGirlOnFire]

probably protesting


or being a drunken Russian @Saucy

 

[Blessed Each Day]

I contest! I do not think it is a crime to tell corny jokes. Studies have shown that it increases the release of serotonin in the brain and can help burn calories. Lol i need my lawyer! Who happens to love cat puns! I will pawsitively win this case!

Lol, I didn't see your reply, your contest has been noted! I totally agree with you about the serotonin and burning calories, but does the same apply to corny jokes? Your counsel will have to help you out with that. You're on the verge of breaking another law with that pun, do you think this is ameowsing?...dangit!

 

[NurseAbigail]

Lol, I didn't see your reply, your contest has been noted! I totally agree with you about the serotonin and burning calories, but does the same apply to corny jokes? Your counsel will have to help you out with that. You're on the verge of breaking another law with that pun, do you think this is ameowsing?...dangit!

 

[Blessed Each Day]

Aww, I thought it was funny. Not fair, leave the cute kittens out of this!

 

[NurseAbigail]

 

[Blessed Each Day]

You can't just post funny cat puns/memes, and expect to win. That's not how this works!

 

[NurseAbigail]

You can't just post funny cat puns/memes, and expect to win. That's not how this works!

You have to speak with my lawyer.

 

[Blessed Each Day]

Oh great, I'll be up to my ears in paperwork, with the cat unions on my back (literally.)

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

/bump

 

[Swords&Sunflowers]

I think this time around it'll be stealing pancakes from iHop (or did they change their name?)

I shall be known as the "Pancake Thief"

 

[blackribbon]

"Cold hands"

 

[( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

jaywalking.

go!