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Water canopy check, and mate!

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DJ_Ghost said:
Only borrowed, they meant to given them back...

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Of course they did... but then the Sumerians went on vacation (actually, they were conquered by the Akkadians, but that's another story), then the Hebrews had to run some errands, and things got misplaced...
 
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Wild speculations underlined...


Of course, all of this hinges on the premise that dad's wild speculations are all 100% accurate.

For those of you who had forgotten the OP, or are now seeing it for the first time... I am truly sorry.
 
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Nathan Poe said:
Wild speculations underlined...



Of course, all of this hinges on the premise that dad's wild speculations are all 100% accurate.

For those of you who had forgotten the OP, or are now seeing it for the first time... I am truly sorry.

Oh golly, I was struck with Dad's delusions of grandeur in which he imagines himself a Biblical writer. Consider the OP



None of the above is actually IN the Bible. Dad gets to write his Bible as he goes along. This makes him either 1) a biblical writer, 2) God himself or 3) crazy or 4) a troll.

Now, if you categorize those possiblities, it becomes quite clear that this is similar to C.S. Lewis' trilemma--Jesus is either liar, lunatic or God. Maybe we could substitute dad into the trilemma where 'Jesus' appears. Dad clearly couldn't be either of the first two therefore, he must be God and thus he has a right to re-write the Bible. QED.

Hey dad, now I know why you use the moniker, 'dad'. You ARE DAD!
 
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Seems like everything is mythology to some people except Granny, and the Speck-in your case, a custard universe as well.]



Not so, dad. It just requires something a little more substantial than your say-so to make something real.
Creation week isn't my say so, but custard universes, granny, and the creator speck are yours, apparently.
 
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Ge 3:8 - And they heard the voice of the LORD God walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden. So much for your theory
 
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Seeing as how the spiritual can alter the physical at whim (and not just your own whim), then there's no reason not to believe the custard canopy.
That is your idea not mine. I said the physical universe was here since the split, and till the merge. You can't argue custard into physical known science, or to the bible, you simply like to try to make solid reason sound silly that can stsnd up to these things!
 
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Sometimes the evil is in not giving the things that are needed to actually save us, not in measures needed to be taken (because of our own sins) to save us, despite ourselves.



What?
In other words He did what was needed to save all mankind, despite so many having been given over to evil.
 
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...what you mean an explanation that can stand up to "physical box only" science? 'Light was known to reach us faster'? Known by who?
Known by the facts of the bible, and science. We know it reaches us, therefore it could not always have been the physical universe only variety. We know light reaches us, just as it did Adam. It could reach neither if it took billions of years to get here, according to the bible timetable of several thousand years.
 
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Nathan Poe said:
And Yet the Epic of Gilgamesh, particularly its own flood story, predates the OT by roughly 1,000 years.

If non-Hebrews were so unimportant, why then did the OT writers steal their myths?
They used to think the dead sea scrolls were older as well, yet as I recall, they found at least one bit of the OT that is older! The written version may or may not be older than the chuckles of gigglimesh, but we can be sure He had the original. The Gigies may have heard some tidbits from some good men of God passing through, but claiming pagan credit for God's word is absurd, and straining desperately.
 
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Elduran said:
Wow, 10 messages in a row that I couldn't see.... Blissful silence

Can someone who hasn't put dad on their ignore list let me know if he actually says anything which makes sense in future, as I'm just assuming it's all pointless from here on out

Can't find the original quote in all this, but there's a "mini" thread where Dad says that there's sex in heaven. If there's a heaven, I would pretty much deem this a pre-requisite. Of course I have to go get my handbasket ready.
 
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You're making this all up, aren't you?
 
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