Vegetarianism is the only way...

[Princessdi]

Ok so you are lost for sure, not only milk, sugar, vanilla(the alcohol content) but chocolate too! LOL!!! The crust might pass for unleavened bread, though! LOL!!!

Ok, Pastor, now besides there are internet sites that say so, what would make you think that Jesus did not follow the Jewish diet, He did eat fish, after His resuurection, and if you want an OT reference, did not Abraham prepare some meet for the Visitors and they did eat, and do we not believe one was actually Jesus? Genesis 18:1-8( emphasis mine)

And the LORD appeared unto him in the plains of Mamre: and he sat in the tent door in the heat of the day; 2 And he lift up his eyes and looked, and, lo, three men stood by him: and when he saw them, he ran to meet them from the tent door, and bowed himself toward the ground, 3 And said, My LORD, if now I have found favour in thy sight, pass not away, I pray thee, from thy servant: 4 Let a little water, I pray you, be fetched, and wash your feet, and rest yourselves under the tree: 5 And I will fetch a morsel of bread, and comfort ye your hearts; after that ye shall pass on: for therefore are ye come to your servant. And they said, So do, as thou hast said. 6 And Abraham hastened into the tent unto Sarah, and said, Make ready quickly three measures of fine meal, knead it, and make cakes upon the hearth. 7 And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a young man; and he hasted to dress it. 8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

Now, no matter what those websites say, that right there is scripture.

Well I will say one thing, that blizzard was good good good!

It was some french silk type with little chocolate chunks, pieces of pie crust etc.

Anyway, I wouldn't be so sure that Jesus wasn't a vegetarian. Check out this site PETA site!

http://www.jesusveg.com/

(aw man, they took down the picture of Jesus with that orange slice halo. That was the best! )

Oh, and he also was a raw food only guy:
http://www.soystache.com/jesus.htm

 

[Princessdi]

Ok, so they got the texts from where God told Adam and Eve what to eat in t he Garden, but forgot the texts where God told Noah what to eat after He destroyed all the vegetation with the flood.

Come on now, Pastor, this one we can do line by line.........


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[BondGirl]

To those who have said that they have never heard this before - keep listening. The actual statement will be something like this....

"If you are a vegetarian/vegan - when JESUS comes, you will be able to see it clearer."

<or>

"When JESUS comes, if you are a vegetarian/vegan - your crown will have more points."

I kid you not!

So far I am glad to know that there is no one on the board that will admit to thinking such nonsense.

 

[HoneyDew]

Now, I have never heard the one about giving the tithe outside of the church building. Now, we did/do have people who believe you can "pay" anything on Sabbath as long as it is in a itthe envelope. Hehehe!!!

Ties are pagan, too?! LOL!!!!

We have a wide wriggle room. Whachu talkin' bout, Willis?

 

[HoneyDew]

7 And Abraham ran unto the herd, and fetcht a calf tender and good, and gave it unto a young man; and he hasted to dress it. 8 And he took butter, and milk, and the calf which he had dressed, and set it before them; and he stood by them under the tree, and they did eat.

Now, no matter what those websites say, that right there is scripture.

Wait a minute, wait a minute ... I see Abraham was not following the laws of kashrut. Did he eat the calf and the mother's milk and butter at the same meal? Tut, tut. Didn't he know that he was the father of the Jews and as such was not allowed to break ... uhm, just messin'.

 

[HoneyDew]

Oh, and he also was a raw food only guy:
http://www.soystache.com/jesus.htm

But then, that doesn't explain why God instituted animal sacrifice. PETA folks don't seem to big on that one either.

Raw food only guy, my foot. PETA takes some liberties. Why then did He ask for broiled fish post Rising?

 

[Princessdi]

...And gave it to The Lord and two angels, and they ate it!

Wait a minute, wait a minute ... I see Abraham was not following the laws of kashrut. Did he eat the calf and the mother's milk and butter at the same meal? Tut, tut. Didn't he know that he was the father of the Jews and as such was not allowed to break ... uhm, just messin'.

 

[tall73]

Um, I see some folks need to realize when I am posting a joke!

I do not think Jesus was a vegetarian. I also think God commanded priests to eat meat, kill animals etc.

In fact I just got done debating an athiest on the Genesis command to eat meat at Woobadooba's request a few days ago.

But I just thought the orange slice was cool!

 

[HoneyDew]

Um, I see some folks need to realize when I am posting a joke!

We are on to the joke too, Tall.

 

[moicherie]

Folks just admit it, if you want to be saved live off distilled water and unleavened bread, do not eat after 6pm, get baptised in the nearest rivier where Jaws er I mean fish dwell. Wear a scarf, tie and don't show your naked arms above the elbow or your legs above the knee to the opposite gender. Leave whatever city you happen to be living in and move to Mount Everest (What do you mean if we all do that it will turn into another city?)

 

[Seraph1m]

Folks just admit it, if you want to be saved live off distilled water and unleavened bread, do not eat after 6pm, get baptised in the nearest rivier where Jaws er I mean fish dwell. Wear a scarf, tie and don't show your naked arms above the elbow or your legs above the knee to the opposite gender. Leave whatever city you happen to be living in and move to Mount Everest (What do you mean if we all do that it will turn into another city?)

And what would they call it, the holier-than-thou city? Yeah folks, I got a million of um

 

[Princessdi]

You are wrong for this right here! LOL!!!

Folks just admit it, if you want to be saved live off distilled water and unleavened bread, do not eat after 6pm, get baptised in the nearest rivier where Jaws er I mean fish dwell. Wear a scarf, tie and don't show your naked arms above the elbow or your legs above the knee to the opposite gender. Leave whatever city you happen to be living in and move to Mount Everest (What do you mean if we all do that it will turn into another city?)

 

[BondGirl]

...snorting and giggling. It makes for an interesting sound....

Folks just admit it, if you want to be saved live off distilled water and unleavened bread, do not eat after 6pm, get baptised in the nearest rivier where Jaws er I mean fish dwell. Wear a scarf, tie and don't show your naked arms above the elbow or your legs above the knee to the opposite gender. Leave whatever city you happen to be living in and move to Mount Everest (What do you mean if we all do that it will turn into another city?)

 

[Cliff2]

....into heaven?

Have any of you heard this? What do you think of this?

There maybe some who think like this but you cannot find it in the Bible.

Using a plant based diet is far better for ones health than eating a non-plant based diet.

Just because a person does not eat meat does mean they eat healthy food.

Look at "pot luck lunch" after Church and more than often it is not healthy food. In most case there would be no meat on the table.

Today many have replaced meat with substitutes that are not healthy if eaten in large amounts.

Then look at the sweats that are often served up. Most of them could not be classed as being healthy..

If one is still not convinced then take at look at the large waist lines of many SDA's at Camps.

We have much to learn and much to unclearn in health.

 

[saved_heart]

Look at "pot luck lunch" after Church and more than often it is not healthy food. In most case there would be no meat on the table.

Today many have replaced meat with substitutes that are not healthy if eaten in large amounts.

Then look at the sweats that are often served up. Most of them could not be classed as being healthy..

If one is still not convinced then take at look at the large waist lines of many SDA's at Camps.

Lol. That's all so unfortunately true. A lot of non-vegetarians eat healthier, more natural diets than Adventists.

 

[HoneyDew]

My mother has been saying something similar for a few years now. She tells me if I eat meat I cannot inherit the kingdom of God. She quotes SOP to make her claim -- but I cannot tell you if she is using any of the writings in error. I am hearing her voice now.

 

[BondGirl]

If there is any way you can find out what exact SOP statement she is quoting I would greatly appreciate it.

I NEED TO KNOW THE SOURCE OF THIS....THIS.....MESS!

My mother has been saying something similar for a few years now. She tells me if I eat meat I cannot inherit the kingdom of God. She quotes SOP to make her claim -- but I cannot tell you if she is using any of the writings in error. I am hearing her voice now.

 

[moicherie]

My mother has been saying something similar for a few years now. She tells me if I eat meat I cannot inherit the kingdom of God. She quotes SOP to make her claim -- but I cannot tell you if she is using any of the writings in error. I am hearing her voice now.

Well good thing entry is not up to mum or any other human - Praise God!

 

[Seraph1m]

Well good thing entry is not up to mum or any other human - Praise God!

 

[StormyOne]

This one is posted in jest....

Now, normally I don't mind vegetarians, but I really hate it when they get all superior and preachy about the evils of eating meat. Once I was on a date with this girl and she was a vegetarian, and she started on my about the steak I was eating. So I looked at her and said, "If you want to only eat vegetables, that's fine with me, but the way I see it, this cow used to be a vegetarian, and look how things turned out for him."