The Bible is about the sovereignty of God, and ultimate victory over sin, as portrayed on the cross. Victory over death. Such themes can certainly extend beyond simple 'partial salvation'.
Christianity certainly isn't all about feeling good, but the theme of joy is a thick strand throughout Scripture.
Pretty sure you made up the sentences in bold.
Satan told them they would not die from eating the fruit. It seems to me that he was referring to a physical death (though, it is rather hard to tell, as it seems unlikely that Adam or Eve would have properly understood death). I think it would be very difficult to put together a compelling case that the serpent (who is never called 'Satan', by the way) was referring to eschatology.
This is what I call a 'heat-seeking missile'. Heat-seeking missiles are verses that can be used in a large variety of circumstances, as they are quite general in their scope, and are often employed by people who wish to set their own belief (which is the right one) apart from the one that God despises (which is the wrong one). Problem is, there's nothing in the verse that actually makes any distinctive claim about the beliefs in question; at least, not in a way that distinguishes it from other beliefs. Heat-seeking missiles are often found in the epistles.
You are implying that Universalism is clearly wrong because itching ears wait for it, and rejoice when they hear it. But what of the unsaved who want salvation, and rejoice when they hear the Gospel message? Could it not also be said that their ears 'itch' for the message, and that they will gather around people who proclaim this message for them? The verse is quite general. Ears itch for truth as well. And truth is sometimes a beautiful thing.
Sorry but the first few sentences in your OP said that you have a problem with hell. So you're already reading the bible with a biased mind.
But if you itch for the truth then you need to believe Revelation 20:10 as written: "And the devil who deceived them, was thrown into the lake of burning sulphur, where the beast and the false prophet had been thrown. They will be tormented day and night for ever and ever." That's the same place that God tells us where unbelievers go in Rev. 21:8.
But if you don't like what God says, then you're free to change the words; "for ever and ever into "for a short time."

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