It's ok - I'm laughing too.
I'm in my 5th month of trying (using IUI with anomynous donor sperm), and I have been consistently ovulating around Day 20, even while taking Clomid.
Earlier this month, I didn't think to count the days to see when Day 20 falls on. It falls on Thanksgiving. The doctor's office isn't open - I checked.
So, I'm praying it is Day 21, then I can get in on Saturday, when the doctor's office is open.
I just figured this out yesterday. Luckily the cryobank is open today so I picked up the tank to keep over the weekend just in case.
Obviously, if it doesn't work, I'll skip next month You know, with Christmas and New Years going on around that time...
I hope someone finds this as funny as I do.
On a serious note, if it doesn't work this time, I'm going to try a different donor. I talked to the lady at the cryobank, and she said that they contract with banks in California and Chicago that are much bigger and have many more donors to choose from. She also thinks that by now the doctor would have wanted to check my fallopian tubes, and said that if I want to switch doctors she can recommend a couple they work with. I don't know if I want to go those routes right now (should probably talk to my husband about this first). I am kind of glad there are other options along these lines.
Also, I was a clumsy fool and cut my hand and had to get stitches a couple weeks ago. When I was getting my stitches out, the nurse and I got to talking and she went through something similar and gave me some more information about what we are doing that I didn't know. Almost like it was meant to happen.