I once had a Baptist friend (interesting, I just misspelled that as "fiend"

) tell me that she'd be praying for me 'cause I "used the wrong Bible".
I was confused so I asked "huh? What do you mean 'wrong Bible?"
She said "well that isn't the Bible that God uses. He only uses the KJV 1611."
"Oh," says I, "I guess all of those people in France, Germany and other non English speaking foreign countries are just wasting their time reading the Bible in their own languages then right? God's just going to damn them to Hell 'cause they can't read English huh? Man, it must suck to be them." (why yes, I am a bit sarcastic when confronted with utter...well...stupidity.)
To which she had no comment. But she'd remind me almost weekly that she was praying that I'd "see the light" and "come back to the true Word."
*sigh*
Kae