Thing's you shouldn't say...

forest flower · Jun 27, 2013

Oh, yeah. Three hours a day, five days a week.

To an environmentalist?

child630 · Jun 27, 2013

Congratulations, when are you due?

I'm not pregnant!!!

I have done that before. oops.

lucypevensie · Jun 27, 2013

forest flower said:
Oh, yeah. Three hours a day, five days a week.

To an environmentalist?

Sorry, I don't keep a trash bag in my car, you'll just have to throw your garbage out the window.

To a college graduate.

TipsyTopsy · Jun 27, 2013

unemployment is at an all time high

to a bride on her wedding day

forest flower · Jun 29, 2013

You know he murdered his last wife, right?

To your father on his deathbed?

americanvet · Jun 30, 2013

forest flower said:
You know he murdered his last wife, right?

To your father on his deathbed?

I always like mom better anyway. Now we can spend more time together.

To a secret service agent at a presidential rally?

forest flower · Jul 1, 2013

Your pants have been down the whole time.

To paparazzi?

brinny · Jul 1, 2013

Look! There's Elvis, over there!!

to a very insecure person

lucypevensie · Jul 1, 2013

Oh my word, you are so shy. Just get over it, would you?

To a kid on their birthday

forest flower · Jul 2, 2013

Your adopted.

To your dog?

Kel Il · Jul 5, 2013

Hey Baby

To your mother?

americanvet · Jul 5, 2013

Kel Il said:
Hey Baby

To your mother?

You look older than grandma.

To your tax preparer.

Serendipity.. · Jul 5, 2013

do you work for free?

A Jehovas witness is arguing with an an Atheist and you need to interrupt their discussion to ask for directions to an appointment you are late for.

What shouldn't you say?

Kurama · Jul 5, 2013

I want you to be honest with me and give me the straight facts.

To a politician?

Serendipity.. · Jul 5, 2013

Will you really be kissing babies before the next election?

to a catholic priest?

Kel Il · Jul 5, 2013

How's the wife?

to Alex Rodriguez?

brinny · Jul 5, 2013

What'd yu say yer name was again?

to a runner who nearly won the race but stumbled at the last minute.

Kel Il · Jul 5, 2013

That was some trip

To an infant?

brinny · Jul 5, 2013

^

Boo!

Kurama · Jul 5, 2013

Ok we'll play this fair and square, you take the ransom and we'll recover the hostages.

To a terrorist?

Thing's you shouldn't say...

His beloved daughter

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Not drinking the kool-aid

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His beloved daughter

Saved Sinner

His beloved daughter

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His beloved daughter

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