Thing's you shouldn't say...

americanvet · Jun 14, 2013

forest flower said:
To a who?

Do you know Horton? lol

To someone trying to lose weight?

forest flower · Jun 15, 2013

Want seconds?

To your younger sister?

lucypevensie · Jun 19, 2013

You know you have different parents than the rest of us kids right?

To your band director

americanvet · Jun 19, 2013

lucypevensie said:
You know you have different parents than the rest of us kids right?

To your band director

Only losers are in the band, oh what wait.

To the town council looking to save money.

forest flower · Jun 19, 2013

Maybe if you raise taxes...

To your coach?

lucypevensie · Jun 19, 2013

Here's an idea - you play and I'll coach,then you'll see what we have to put up with.

To your trainer when he asks how much weight you lost.

brinny · Jun 19, 2013

it's hard to tell, after that pizza and dozen donuts last night.....

to yer irritated dad

americanvet · Jun 19, 2013

brinny said:
it's hard to tell, after that pizza and dozen donuts last night.....

to yer irritated dad

Mom said you'd act this way.

At a job interview.

brinny · Jun 19, 2013

i don't like yer face.

to a crying 5 yr old

lucypevensie · Jun 19, 2013

Oh, knock it off and man up!

To your next door neighbor

americanvet · Jun 20, 2013

lucypevensie said:
Oh, knock it off and man up!

To your next door neighbor

You remember those ugly rose bushes you had yesterday?

To your new in-laws?

forest flower · Jun 24, 2013

You didn't look that ugly in the photos.

To your boss when you want a raise?

americanvet · Jun 24, 2013

forest flower said:
You didn't look that ugly in the photos.

To your boss when you want a raise?

So since I already do you job....

To the doctor just before you go under?

moerunamida · Jun 24, 2013

Now I lay me down to sleep! :O

To your husband when he is hungry?

lucypevensie · Jun 24, 2013

Sorry, kitchen's closed for the day!

To the checkout person at the grocery store.

moerunamida · Jun 24, 2013

Hurry up! :O

To a rhino charging right at you?

TipsyTopsy · Jun 24, 2013

let's talk about it.

to a kleptomaniac?

lucypevensie · Jun 24, 2013

You just make yourself comfortable while I go run some errands. You can look at my precious gemstone collection while I'm gone.

To the kid at the door selling candy bars.

forest flower · Jun 25, 2013

Look a bird *steals candy* What? I didn't take it. *kid calls police*

To the police?

lucypevensie · Jun 25, 2013

What are you talking about? I've never seen a kid selling candy bars in my entire life.

To the doctor when asked about how much you exercise.

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