Thing's you shouldn't say...

[MissRowy]

Im ugly? Have you looked in the mirror lately? Or did it break from sheer shock?

The doctor gives you your pathology results

 

[lucypevensie]

Of course you'd have to find something wrong. You can't get my money if there's nothing wrong.

Boss says thank you for working extra hard on that project.

 

[MissRowy]

I worked harder than hard and you cant even thank me properly....I want a payrise and a holiday to the Bahamas for myself and 10 of my friends, my family and my grandmother is that too much to ask?

you catch your boss and the secretary in a very compromising and inappropriate situation

 

[dmpeace]

Snap photo "this will be on the internet"

You accidentally stab somebody.

 

[lucypevensie]

Whoopsie! You should put a bandaid on that.

Husband asks if could wash his work shirts today.

 

[Daughter of His]

sure honey, I'll wash all of your stuff, hehe I already did his laundry

The family asks if they can eat sweets before dinner?

 

[lucypevensie]

Um, well... Sure! In fact, you can just eat sweets FOR dinner tonight. I don't feel like cooking.

Waiter asks what you'd like to drink.

 

[MissRowy]

If I knew what I wanted to drink I would be telling you wouldnt I?

the waiter spills wine on your new shirt

 

[dmpeace]

You clumsy moron learn to walk.

Somebody pays for your family dinner at an expensive restaurant.

 

[lucypevensie]

Great. Now we have to return the favor some day, I suppose.

Librarian says Your library card is about to expire, would you like to renew it today?

 

[LovebirdsFlying]

Of course not. Who on earth goes to libraries anymore?

You stepped on your mother's cat's tail.

 

[lucypevensie]

Your cat's tail is too long. You should consider having it docked.

 

[dmpeace]

Your cat's tail is too long. You should consider having it docked.

You forgot something.

 

[lucypevensie]

Oh yeah, I've done that before. Ugh.

Your kid asks if you could help him organize his room.

 

[MissRowy]

here is the number for the removalist van

you walked into your bosses office wearing a hideously pink shirt

 

[dmpeace]

I demand a raise.

The taxi driver takes a wrong turn.

 

[WarriorOftheLord]

UGH!! You imbecile!!!! Let me out; I'll just rent a horse.


Someone obviously lies to your face

 

[lucypevensie]

Give me your mom's phone number. I'm going to tell her what you just said.

Someone tells you you have toilet paper stuck to your shoe.

 

[MissRowy]

well if you are so observant pull it off yourself

you catch your friend in a very compromising position in a tree

 

[dmpeace]

Would you like a brick?

You ran into somebody and knocked them down.