Things You Should NOT Say on the First Date

[shineyourlight]

C'mon, people.

What's something you probably shouldn't say on the first date?

Maybe, "...but fortunately, he wasn’t able to identify me in the police line-up" is a good one to avoid

 

[Going_Nowhere]

"You have nice assets."

 

[Radagast]

What's something you probably shouldn't say on the first date?

That stalking conviction was so unfair! The police totally got the wrong idea!

 

[Tra Phull]

You don't sweat too much for a fat girl.

 

[Sophrosyne]

I have the corona virus?

 

[venksta]

"Sorry I'm late."

 

[Sketcher]

"Does your nose always look like that?"

"You're a solid 5. If we have enough drinks tonight, you can make it to 7."

 

[Lost4words]

"I like cats" ....

 

[Sophrosyne]

I know one a woman can say....... I think I'm pregnant.

 

[shineyourlight]

"Does your nose always look like that?"

"You're a solid 5. If we have enough drinks tonight, you can make it to 7."

OH MY GOSH, hahahaha.

I'm DEAD.

 

[Aussie Pete]

C'mon, people.

What's something you probably shouldn't say on the first date?

Maybe, "...but fortunately, he wasn’t able to identify me in the police line-up" is a good one to avoid

Don't worry, it's only my parole officer checking up on me.

 

[shineyourlight]

That stalking conviction was so unfair! The police totally got the wrong idea!

H4t3rz g0nn4 h4t3.

Dey just jealouz.

 

[Ronit]

You're not my type

 

[dzheremi]

To borrow one from the great Todd Barry, if you go out to a movie and a love scene comes on, never elbow your date and whisper "Baby, that's us in two hours."

From my younger dating life: if you two decide to order a chocolate lava cake after dinner and your date spills some on her blouse because she's nervous, do not say "Wow; usually I'd be the one to do that", and when she looks at you, don't follow up with "What? It's dark in here. It's fine. Nobody can see it unless you point it out."

That woman stayed with me for about two and a half years, bless her soul. (Also, I was 20 and it was my first serious relationship...cut me some slack. Now I'd pick one or the other instead of saying both. See, I learned.)

 

[shineyourlight]

To borrow one from the great Todd Barry, if you go out to a movie and a love scene comes on, never elbow your date and whisper "Baby, that's us in two hours."

From my younger dating life: if you two decide to order a chocolate lava cake after dinner and your date spills some on her blouse because she's nervous, do not say "Wow; usually I'd be the one to do that", and when she looks at you, don't follow up with "What? It's dark in here. It's fine. Nobody can see it unless you point it out."

That woman stayed with me for about two and a half years, bless her soul. (Also, I was 20 and it was my first serious relationship...cut me some slack. Now I'd pick one or the other instead of saying both. See, I learned.)

This comment is brilliant.

You just earned all of my respect.

 

[Sketcher]

1) Take her to McDonald's.
2) After the date: "Come on, I bought you dinner!"

 

[Sophrosyne]

I borrowed my parents moped to take you out to eat.

 

[.Mikha'el.]

C'mon, people.

What's something you probably shouldn't say on the first date?

Maybe, "...but fortunately, he wasn’t able to identify me in the police line-up" is a good one to avoid

I'd like you to meet my significant other.

 

[JustSomeBloke]

"I've brought my calculator so we can work out exactly how much of the bill is mine, and how much of it is yours"

 

[Radagast]

"I've booked a table at a vegan restaurant. You don't mind, do you?"