Things you never/really want to hear

[aaron]

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[Kikayon]

Banker:

Never - "Due to the recent onset of hyperinflation, and your inability to keep up with your mortgage payments, we regret to inform you that your home will be reposessed."

Always - "Due to the recent fall in interest rates, your mortgage payment will change to £0.01 per month, commencing with your next payment."

Repoman.

 

[Ryder]

Repoman "uhhhh, well, ok, I'm feelin generous, keep the underwear"

City-Tram (train) operator

 

[Kamtre]

Train Operator " Sorry for the inconvenience, but the train just ran out of juice, everyone on board will have to wait about three to four hours"

Seceret agent

 

[doc329]

Parking lot

Hey you! your parking in my spot

 

[GaelSong]

car with closed windows "sorry, that was me."

 

[doc329]

profanity

 

[barb754]

Me either. I would not want to here a lie when I know the truth.

 

[doc329]

your battery is dead

 

[DawnTillery]

Never: Lie, especially when u know the truth

Really: My Children playing

 

[doc329]

You just missed it ......... try later

 

[psychoceramic]

never.... i am sorry we had to close the buffett down......

really.... hey theres bill

 

[mixiejoeusa]

your going to die soon

 

[BeachBlonde]

doctors giving family fatal news,any kind of horrible family news

 

[Lovesherald]

Never want to hear: It's over.

Really want to hear: Ryan wants you to come over and talk.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

After I'd preached a sermon a visitor approached me, smiled and said "was this your first sermon? Don't worry, you'll do better..." I about hit the floor.

 

[skiguy21]

Bad News

 

[doc329]

your fired

 

[GaelSong]

rain falling gently IN MY LIVINGROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!