Things you never/really want to hear

[waterwizard]

lifeguard

Never:  ZZZZZZZZZ..........

Always:  I'm still watching you all!!!!

Airline pilot

 

[altya]

We are leaking some fuel fast!!!
Everything is going smoothly

Gym instructor

 

[onecrazycowgirl]

Gym instructor --

never:  ok kids, no warming up today - we've got 8 miles to run in the next hour - let's go!

always:  you guys take all the stretching time you need, and then we'll see what you guys feel like doing today

 

Reporter

 

[Lbiagm]

never : hey is this thing on

always: I love my job

Appraiser

 

[Amy]

Deleted

...Nope, I have changed my mind. I'm not gonna share that.

 

[Lbiagm]

Cmon amy share.

 

[4jc]

Appraiser
never: that $5000 ring you bought is a fake, HA HA
Really: wow, you really shouwed them, that ring is worth 4 times the amount you paid for it

lion tamer

 

[Lbiagm]

Never : hey lion whats up

Always: Tam Tam Tam

EMT

 

[lucypevensie]

Never: EWWWwww! BLOOD! GROSS!
really: Everything will be all right--you are in the best possible care.

veterinarian

 

[Lbiagm]

Never: how does this work

Always: you can trust me

Fireman

 

[aaron]

Never: How do you turn this hose thingy on?
Always: This fire will be easy to put out.

Third Day

 

[4jc]

third day
never: I can't sing anymore, its just not my thing
really: Let's play a free concert.
(I only know who they are cause I looked them up on the internet. lol)

Coach

 

[onecrazycowgirl]

Coach --
Never: You guys stink - why do I even bother?!
Always: Forget about winning - go out there and glorify God!! ( I had one fully awesome soccer coach that said that - we were undefeated that season! , but yeah )

Teammate

 

[aaron]

Originally posted by onecrazycowgirl
Coach --
Never: You guys stink - why do I even bother?!
Always: Forget about winning - go out there and glorify God!! ( I had one fully awesome soccer coach that said that - we were undefeated that season! , but yeah )

Teammate

that is awesome OCCG!

 

[onecrazycowgirl]

Originally posted by aaron
that is awesome OCCG!

 

Yer, I know   I still talk to that coach too - he coaches elementary kids.  It was SOOOOO awesome to have somebody like that impact my life when I was so young   I especially loved beating the teams who coaches were yelling and screaming from the sidelines  

 
But staying op topic ......

 

Teammate

never: You loser! I soo had that shot - why did you pass it to HER!

Always:  No matter how much you feel like you let us down, YOU DIDN'T!!  Just by keeping a good attitude, you were a success out there.

 

Your mom

 

[aaron]

never: I dis-own you.
always: you will always be my child and i will always love you.

DC TALK (OCCG I saw your sig and just love that song by DC Talk.)

 

[onecrazycowgirl]

DC talk ROCKS!! That's one of my favorite sopngs in the whole world


never: We've decided to stop singing and go our separate ways, so this's the last you'll be hearing from us

Always: We'll be giving a free concert with unlimited space!! Hope to see all you-alls there!

 

[lucypevensie]

next: school bus driver

 

[Quiet Storm]

never: I can't take the world anymore!!! I'm driving this bus off the cliff!!
always: Seeing you all's children is the highlight of my day!

Fiance(e)

 

[lucypevensie]

never: I want my ring back See ya!
always: I am so excited about being your future husband!

fisherman